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Excuse me, gentlemen. Van, this is Dr. Henke, proctologist. Oh, well, holy crap. I hope you're not on call tonight.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey, guys. Hey, Richard. Is there anything I can do for you today?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Dr. Beaverman, OB-GYN. Van Wilder, G-L-A-D to meet you.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Excuse me, gentlemen.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hold on. You mean I put my mouth on your cock pump? Oh, damn!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Where did you find that? - In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light. That's no bong! It's for my schlong!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I have a date with Naomi tomorrow night... and I just wanted to bring my A game. Taj, come on! That's what I'm here for, right? Now, follow my foolproof plan... and I'm gonna help you put the bang in Banglapur.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All right, Wilder, let's dance. It's a good day to die, McDoogle.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Well, I'll be damned! Poor guy just needed a little TLC.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Lovely. It's all about presentation, gentlemen.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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For the love of God. Smile, buddy.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I got it, guys. No problem whatsoever.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let the damn baby have his ball back.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay. Keep going.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Jesus! Criminy! What happened to you, Wilder? Don't think I don't remember. You got an A in my freshman economics class. You remember one thing-- Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. I'll write that down. You do that. You're not fooling anybody! You're only fooling yourself!.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, yes.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Easy, sailor.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay! All right! You're a natural, Dr. P. Hey, what are you looking at? - Henke, you're up. Come on. - All right.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Excuse me, gentlemen. Van, this is Dr. Henke, proctologist. Oh, well, holy crap. I hope you're not on call tonight.

Hey, guys. Hey, Richard. Is there anything I can do for you today?

Dr. Beaverman, OB-GYN. Van Wilder, G-L-A-D to meet you.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Hold on. You mean I put my mouth on your cock pump? Oh, damn!

- Where did you find that? - In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light. That's no bong! It's for my schlong!

I have a date with Naomi tomorrow night... and I just wanted to bring my A game. Taj, come on! That's what I'm here for, right? Now, follow my foolproof plan... and I'm gonna help you put the bang in Banglapur.

All right, Wilder, let's dance. It's a good day to die, McDoogle.

Well, I'll be damned! Poor guy just needed a little TLC.

Lovely. It's all about presentation, gentlemen.

For the love of God. Smile, buddy.

I got it, guys. No problem whatsoever.

Let the damn baby have his ball back.

Okay. Keep going.

Jesus! Criminy! What happened to you, Wilder? Don't think I don't remember. You got an A in my freshman economics class. You remember one thing-- Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. I'll write that down. You do that. You're not fooling anybody! You're only fooling yourself!.

Oh, yes.

Easy, sailor.

Okay! All right! You're a natural, Dr. P. Hey, what are you looking at? - Henke, you're up. Come on. - All right.