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37.5s
So how long have you and premed Richard been together? - Since my freshman year. - I bet he's a tighty whitey guy. - Excuse me? - White, elastic band, constrictive. You can tell a lot about a person by the kind of drawers they wear. Like you. Granny panties, I bet. Does that allude to me being the plain, boring type? I just wanted a visual. I think it takes a lot more than the kind of underwear one wears... to define them as a person. Like what? Like their actions. For instance, most people... want to get out of school so they can make money. You're trying to make money to stay in school.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
30.6s
Very strange, but good advice. You think about the future too much, you kinda forget about the present... obviously. And I am really enjoying the present right now... sharing a penalty box and a tri-latte with Gwen Pearson... who believes censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself. You actually read that article? Okay, look, I read the damn article, but don't tell anyone... because if word gets out that I read, my reputation-- shot to hell.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1m17s
- I'm gonna go wash my hands now. - Oh, Gwen! Your labia feels so good around my swollen phallus. I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate. I'm releasing my seminal fluids inside of you now! Are you okay? Yeah. Why? Didn't you-- It's kinda hard in 15 seconds. Damn it! You know the kind of pressure I'm under with my exams. - I'm sorry. - Look, I'm sorry. This semester's marks could determine the next ten years of our lives. Do you realize that? You know... you shouldn't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm late for my study group.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
31s
Dear Van-- Here you go, Taj. Get your rave on, man. - Thanks. - You got it. "See you tonight. Gwen." The invite to the parents' house. This is big. This is very, very big. - Doesn't she have a boyfriend? - Details. I'm off. Taj, you're in charge. I do not think I'm capable of handling such a responsibility. Listen to me. Do you know why I chose you as my assistant? So you could teach me how to muff dive?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder