Are we gonna get in trouble for being in here? It's cool. Equipment manager owes me a favor. I introduced him to his wife. Life is all about developing relationships, Gwen. I hope you can skate.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
12.6s
- What are you doing here? - I don't know. No, thank you. Mr. Wilder here is quite the collegian. He's in his, what, sixth year? Lucky number seven, actually.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.2s
These are the most pathetic bunch of pledges. You picked 'em.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.1s
What? Come on. Hop in. I am not getting in that thing with you. If you want the story, you'll get in this thing with me.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.2s
Holy crap.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.8s
- What are you studying, son? - I dabble in a bit of everything. I've tried to experience all that Coolidge has to offer. Surely you have a career in mind.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.4s
Panos reminded me that I had one... very valuable skill I'd yet to tap-- my undeniable ability to throw one hell of a party.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
10.3s
So the deal is, I score... you cooperate and answer all my questions? - I miss-- - Dinner for two, me and you. Clothing optional.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.3s
How much is your time worth?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.6s
I'm gonna go get another bottle of champagne. - Richard, will you help me open it? - Sure.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2s
Can I help you, son?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
1.2s
Wilder.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.3s
Well, I'll be damned! Poor guy just needed a little TLC.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.2s
Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. My mom did want me to invite you to her Tupperware party next week.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4s
Lovely. It's all about presentation, gentlemen.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
15.4s
I have a date with Naomi tomorrow night... and I just wanted to bring my A game. Taj, come on! That's what I'm here for, right? Now, follow my foolproof plan... and I'm gonna help you put the bang in Banglapur.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
14.7s
All you need are the three fundamentals-- scented candles... massage oil... and Barry White. Write that down. - Hey, no cock pump. - No cock pump. Barry White.
