Okay, so Suk Mee's a little old... but she is just so damn good.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.1s
Great work, Van. Thanks! Remember my credo, Timmy. Don't be a fool. Stay in school.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.2s
Hold on, son. You don't want to do this. I didn't want to come here either. They made me come! They made me!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.2s
Swim team really does need your love, folks.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
27.2s
I have confirmations from the African-American Club... the Gay and Lesbian Caucus, MECCA, HEPA, PETA. This multi-coalition party was a masterful plan. It should triple our income. I just hope it's enough. Van, you must listen to me. We are merely one party away from accomplishing our goal. What if she's right, huh? What if I'm avoiding graduation because I'm scared? Listen to yourself, meathead. You've never doubted yourself in your whole life. This girl's got you thinking, man. It's not good.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
13.9s
I shouldn't even be talking to you like this. And I shouldn't be in the women's locker room! But sometimes you gotta let your heart lead you... even if you know it's someplace you know you're not supposed to be.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.7s
This is the culmination of my being. Baby, I'm about to culminate. Now, get over here.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
25.9s
- What are you doing in here? - I had to talk to you. I thought a lot about what you said, and-- Well, just-- just take a look at this. Yeah. Doodles. I attended class today. Just about stayed the whole time too. I'm glad you went to all your classes today. And a few that weren't mine. Stepped into the wrong one. Liked what I heard, stayed. That's great. It really is.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.3s
Posterior gluteal line.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
6.7s
- Time out. - What the fuck, Jeannie? "From the sisters of Sigma Theta Tau." Dig in, guys.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.4s
Oh, they're still warm.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
24.8s
Whoa. You went klepto on my transcripts. What's going on with you? You're actively trying not to get out of here. Why are you doing this? Do you ever stop playing the in-depth reporter? I just want to know why you're putting off your life. Not for the paper. For me. I have no comment... for either of you.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
9.7s
I wonder how T-Bad's date's going. Scented candles, massage oils, Barry White. Yeah, we can't be too far from climax, huh?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.7s
Thank you, Milty!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.9s
Where are you going? I'm not sure, and for some reason... I feel really good about that.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3.1s
It really is. But don't do it for me.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3s
External occipital protuberance.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
34.5s
Gwendolyn Elizabeth Pearson... I'd be honored if you and I surgically and spiritually... grafted our lives together. Richard, I don't know what to say. Just say yes, because I've got even more amazing news. Northwestern called this morning. They wanna interview me. They're gonna send some recruit alums to campus for written and oral exams. And then I am in! Oh, man, Northwestern. That's great. I'm so happy for you, Richard. Be happy for both of us. The Richard and Gwen life plan is kicking in.