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Van. Hurry. The night of fun and fornication's upon us. Hey, have you heard from Gwen?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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No, she-- she hasn't yet called back. Right. I'll be down in a minute, okay? - Okay. - See ya, V.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Okay, kids. This is our Uncle J�ger. That's right. Drink up. This tastes like shit. Do you have any scotch?

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Get me the law club.

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The strawberry! Eat the strawberry! It's worth 250! - Don't you think I know that? - You treat me like a child. I don't like the way you condescend me. - Don't do that! - Frankly, you're juvenile. Guys. I know Ms. Pac Man's special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows. But we gotta talk, guys. Huddle up. Come on. Team meeting here. Cowboy. All right. I look at you guys, and you know what I see? A collective GPA of 52,000? Yeah! No! I see a bunch of party animals... crouched in attack position, ready to strike. Am I right?

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- Why? - I like it here.

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You heard me. I say-- I say... fuck you, you-you-you-- you--you-- you pussy ass motherfucker! You-- You dicksucker! Don't sugar coat it, Taj. Tell me how you really feel. Seven years.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Look at me. Pro.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's getting to be that time of the hour.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm an exchange student from Banglapur, India. Welcome. What can we do for you?

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- Is Van here? - He don't wanna see you. - Excuse me? - Look. - Why don't you just leave him alone? - Home wrecker.

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It's gonna be a bachelor party. One last night of debauchery with the fellas.

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Most importantly, you saw potential... in me.

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So much sinew, I need a bigger pencil. 8:30 p.m. Yeah, that's fine.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, yeah. That's the shit. Guess what. I'm feeling a little cold sore coming on. Maybe we shouldn't do this for three to six weeks. Shut up, bitch, and give me some sugar.

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Are we gonna reschedule or what?

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By the way, can you tell me if there'll be any international travel?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

3.7s

I hate to break this to you, Ming, but you ain't Asian.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Van. Hurry. The night of fun and fornication's upon us. Hey, have you heard from Gwen?

No, she-- she hasn't yet called back. Right. I'll be down in a minute, okay? - Okay. - See ya, V.

Okay, kids. This is our Uncle J�ger. That's right. Drink up. This tastes like shit. Do you have any scotch?

Get me the law club.

- Why? - I like it here.

You heard me. I say-- I say... fuck you, you-you-you-- you--you-- you pussy ass motherfucker! You-- You dicksucker! Don't sugar coat it, Taj. Tell me how you really feel. Seven years.

Look at me. Pro.

It's getting to be that time of the hour.

I'm an exchange student from Banglapur, India. Welcome. What can we do for you?

- Is Van here? - He don't wanna see you. - Excuse me? - Look. - Why don't you just leave him alone? - Home wrecker.

It's gonna be a bachelor party. One last night of debauchery with the fellas.

Most importantly, you saw potential... in me.

So much sinew, I need a bigger pencil. 8:30 p.m. Yeah, that's fine.

Oh, yeah. That's the shit. Guess what. I'm feeling a little cold sore coming on. Maybe we shouldn't do this for three to six weeks. Shut up, bitch, and give me some sugar.

Are we gonna reschedule or what?

By the way, can you tell me if there'll be any international travel?

I hate to break this to you, Ming, but you ain't Asian.