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Seven years! I've accomplished nothing! There's no reason to stay here anymore! Sure, sure. You've made tons of friends... who in the drop of a rupee do anything for you, and that doesn't mean much? Who cares about Sick Boy and the charities you've helped... and all of our athletics-- those are all so minuscule? And I guess so is a promise... made to a wet-behind-the-ears kid from India whose only dream... was to bury his face in a beautiful woman's lotus patch.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
31s
That's a first. Hey, Van. I just wanted to come by and extend an olive branch. - ID, please. - It's a terrible picture of me, but-- Well, I'll be the judge of-- There's nothing fake about this ID. Did you sit behind me two semesters ago? I think I remember this behind. I mean, you sitting behind me. This whole rivalry thing has become a tad childish. Well, I hope we can put it all behind us and be friends. That's what Gwen wants. You have absolutely no idea what Gwen wants.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
21s
- I knew you'd come to your senses. - Hello, Richard. Look. I know we have a lot of surgery to perform on our relationship. But right now I am prepping for the biggest moment of our lives. I have a written exam first, and then an interview with five Northwestern alums. All doctors. That's why I came-- to help make you your shake. - That'd be terrific, Gwenny. - I'll see you downstairs.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder