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It's the moment of truth, people.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Dr. Brown. - This is something of a formality. We just want to get to know you better. And Dr. Smelnick.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Jesus. This is some pad you got here. Decorated in early fuck.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Well, I made it a point to personally come down here, Wilder. I wanted to give you the results of your test firsthand. And just as I expected... you succeeded. - Ninety-one percent. - What?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Relax, guys. They're just Doritos.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm in the middle of class. You know, that five-letter word. I thought we could spend some time together... for the story.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm president of both my fraternity and the student government.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Gwenny, I'm just saying that they're a match. Just like you and me.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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That ought to be enough to get you started.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm all out of love I'm so lost without you I know you were right believing for so long You must be Gwen-- the truck driver.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Stop packing! You can appeal the expulsion. It's in the school charter. "Any student may appeal an expulsion before the university judicial board... and state his or her case within 48 hours of being discharged."

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Then it's won. When all you had to do from the start was take a medicated pad... and smother it.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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But that would mean one of them would have to be dead.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You know what you do about a mild rectal itch, Gordo? - What's that, Richard? - You scratch it. Then you scratch it some more. The more you scratch at it, the worse it gets... until finally you have nothing left but a raw, chafed... possibly infected anal cavity.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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All right, people, midterm is next week.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- You hooked up with a burner. - Yeah. She seemed like a nice girl, said it was her first time? Always check the quality of the turf before you step onto the field. Listen, go to the campus hospital, see Stu. Tell him Van sent you, and remember-- Don't be a fool. Wrap your tool. Thanks, Van. Thanks a lot. Don't thank me. Thank penicillin.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm sorry, fellas. The bakery's closed.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Lucky girl.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's the moment of truth, people.

- Dr. Brown. - This is something of a formality. We just want to get to know you better. And Dr. Smelnick.

Jesus. This is some pad you got here. Decorated in early fuck.

Well, I made it a point to personally come down here, Wilder. I wanted to give you the results of your test firsthand. And just as I expected... you succeeded. - Ninety-one percent. - What?

Relax, guys. They're just Doritos.

I'm in the middle of class. You know, that five-letter word. I thought we could spend some time together... for the story.

I'm president of both my fraternity and the student government.

Gwenny, I'm just saying that they're a match. Just like you and me.

That ought to be enough to get you started.

I'm all out of love I'm so lost without you I know you were right believing for so long You must be Gwen-- the truck driver.

Stop packing! You can appeal the expulsion. It's in the school charter. "Any student may appeal an expulsion before the university judicial board... and state his or her case within 48 hours of being discharged."

Then it's won. When all you had to do from the start was take a medicated pad... and smother it.

But that would mean one of them would have to be dead.

You know what you do about a mild rectal itch, Gordo? - What's that, Richard? - You scratch it. Then you scratch it some more. The more you scratch at it, the worse it gets... until finally you have nothing left but a raw, chafed... possibly infected anal cavity.

All right, people, midterm is next week.

I'm sorry, fellas. The bakery's closed.

Lucky girl.