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What's your name? I'm Taj Mahal Badalandabad. Where are you from, Taj?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey, I know you. - Thank you very much. - You're the best, Van. Hey, I couldn't have did it without you. Appreciate it. I need you to fill this up with ice. Pack as much as you can inside. - Okay? Excuse me. I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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This ball club is the heart of this institution. You win, it beats. You lose, it breaks. You're not boxing out, Big Papa. You're my Windex man. I want you shining glass. We gotta D up out there. Darius. I want you all over that ball like a fat kid on a cupcake. What are you looking at? Your mom said you left your legs at home. For God's sake! I'd do anything for you guys... which is why I'm throwing you a little soiree tomorrow night... but not without a W tonight. You want to know why? Nobody wants to celebrate a loss, guys. Hey, man, you gonna invite those freak honeys from Mt. Holyoke? I already did. They said they'd try to make it if they weren't humping the Matadors. - The Matadors? - What?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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"Depression: Is Prozac really the answer?" "Famine-- Crisis in Rwanda." "Tracking Tuition: Where does our money really go?" Each article well-written and researched by our own Gwen Pearson... and each article skipped over by the majority of the student body. I don't care. I won't pander to them.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It does not look good. That's the end of the first half... and the Chickadees will need a miracle to come back and score.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let's go kick some Matador tail-- How bad do you wanna be... a Delta? Would you walk on broken glass? Let the shards tear into your Achilles tendon... causing acute achondroplasia... which could lead to non-congenital dwarfism as you got older?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Dad, what are you doing here?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Excuse me. Where can I find Van Wilder? In the Guiness Book of World-fucking-Records, man... under "Raddest fucking dude alive"! Okay. Thanks. In any one of these three rooms, Gramps.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Come on. We got a ball game to win.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Who's my alabaster princess?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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What is that intoxicating scent you're wearing, Doris? I have cats. Meow!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You can either mail this in or drop it off. Go, baby, go!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You are. You are.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm staying here with my friends. Fine. Maybe your friends can pay your tuition. Because this morning I placed a stop payment on this semester's check. I'm sorry, son. Sometimes in life you have to realize a poor investment... and cut your losses.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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They need me, Ted.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You know, maybe this isn't such a good idea. Being bad seldom is.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You mean, we didn't have to-- But aren't you glad we did?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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He?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder