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Thank you, brothers.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Are you all right? - Never better, my jasmine flower. That feels so good. Oh, my God.

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Do it for you. Maybe I'm doing it for both of us.

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Is that for me? I long to rub you the right way. You're such a bad little Badalandabad.

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- So creamy. - They're awesome. Oh, they're so creamy.

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And if Milty Mingleton can shove himself... into that weenie bikini... then you don't need to be shy about making your donations now!

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Think I've had these before. Oh, my God!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Special delivery!

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Guys? Richard?

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My name is Orissa Punjab Nizamabad.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'm proud of you, Van, graduation or no graduation. Thank you. And I'm sorry that I spent... such a buttload of your money for so long. It's by far the best investment I ever made.

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The Internet, dude. Fries their brain cells, man.

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Give me a V! Give me an A! Give me an N! What does it spell? I see a rabbi, and he's performing a circumcision... on himself though.

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Medic. - Having us both at the same time... - Will definitely lighten your load. - We will bend over backwards for you. - There's nothing too big... - we can't handle. - And we mean nothing. - We'll stay on top of you... - And ride you all semester. Basically, we're saying we won't blow the job, Van.

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- Hi, Van. - Hi, Donna. Hey, guys.

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Dorsal appendage. Gwen. - Was the last one right? - Yeah, that's right. Wrong! The dorsal appendage exists only in marine-equipped mammalia. I knew you weren't listening. - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm fine. Let's get out of here, go grab a beer.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Thank you, brothers.

- Are you all right? - Never better, my jasmine flower. That feels so good. Oh, my God.

Do it for you. Maybe I'm doing it for both of us.

Is that for me? I long to rub you the right way. You're such a bad little Badalandabad.

- So creamy. - They're awesome. Oh, they're so creamy.

And if Milty Mingleton can shove himself... into that weenie bikini... then you don't need to be shy about making your donations now!

Think I've had these before. Oh, my God!

Special delivery!

Guys? Richard?

My name is Orissa Punjab Nizamabad.

I'm proud of you, Van, graduation or no graduation. Thank you. And I'm sorry that I spent... such a buttload of your money for so long. It's by far the best investment I ever made.

The Internet, dude. Fries their brain cells, man.

Give me a V! Give me an A! Give me an N! What does it spell? I see a rabbi, and he's performing a circumcision... on himself though.

None.

- Hi, Van. - Hi, Donna. Hey, guys.

Dorsal appendage. Gwen. - Was the last one right? - Yeah, that's right. Wrong! The dorsal appendage exists only in marine-equipped mammalia. I knew you weren't listening. - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. I'm fine. Let's get out of here, go grab a beer.

I was hanging on by a thread, but I was still making tuition.