That was it. Right there. That was a pure tantric moment. The fiicus, the water... it was all erotic. One more stimulant, I would have had full release. Finch, stay the fuck away from that fiicus. That's a jizz-free fiicus.
American Pie 2
12.8s
There he is. Morning, Jimbo. How's the twig and giggleberries, man? Oh, very colorful. My dick looks like a paint-by-numbers. You're the only guy I know whose dick needs an instruction manual.
American Pie 2
13.1s
You know, Jim... I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the incident tonight. I think the whole glue thing might get her a little queasy. I don't know how I get myself into these things.
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8s
You're here now? No, that's cool. You know, if you want to hang out with these guys. Okay, then. I'll meet you out front.
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8.5s
But thanks for understanding. You've been really cool. I mean, between this and... you know...
American Pie 2
2.8s
My lady has arrived.
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2s
Casa de Stifler.
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2.2s
Well, here we are.
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1.2s
She's here.
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33.4s
Doctor, my son has a party in seven days... and there's a young lady coming... that he's been waiting to... he's been waiting to get with. I'd tell your son to keep his pants on during that party. Oh, yes. Believe me, I will be doing that. It goes without saying. But if his pants... decide to come off during the party... could he have full use of his... penis? Okay.
American Pie 2
17.9s
This should shave a couple of days off. Oh, good. Thank you, Doctor. Jim... that's good news. This has been a good-news day, son. Here. Put this on. Little chilly out there.
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10s
Boy, that doesn't look too bad, Jim. Good job, Doctor. The swelling should subside in about eight or nine days. Eight or nine...
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11.1s
What's the big deal with Nadia, anyway? I mean, okay... so she's 50,000 times hotter than most girls... but come on, it's just sex.
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6.8s
No. I'm fine. I might have to actually go through with this.
