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And I quote, "Van Wilder is a party pimp." Sick Boy. Can you believe she wrote that? Van Wilder's phone. I do not foresee that to be a problem. And that guy she's with-- all kinds of wrong for her. - Sick Boy, how are you doing? - Van, the shingles are all gone.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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After this weekend, we should have sufficient funds... to cover your next two payments. I mean, this girl is dynamite.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I've just transferred here from Banglapur.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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He used to write for the school paper. He kept babbling about the differences between light and dark beer.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri. Two girls utterly infatuated... with men who have larger than normal... medulla oblongatas.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hey, babe. - Why aren't you in costume? - I can't stay. I have to work tonight. You're gonna miss the biggest party of the year.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I put in a good word for you. Hey, Tajy. Let's boogie.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Very strange, but good advice. You think about the future too much, you kinda forget about the present... obviously. And I am really enjoying the present right now... sharing a penalty box and a tri-latte with Gwen Pearson... who believes censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself. You actually read that article? Okay, look, I read the damn article, but don't tell anyone... because if word gets out that I read, my reputation-- shot to hell.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I want you to have this.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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What about your future? - You take life way too seriously. - Life is serious. I used to party with this guy who once told me... "Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive."

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- Yeah. - And thank you. All right, things to remember-- commerce and trade-- Everybody just file out in an orderly fashion.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- This is really a pimpin' good time. - Yes, it is.

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And of course, Gwen's father. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. Dr. Pearson? - Indeed. - Indeed. Super. All right. So... am I here for a physical? 'Cause I'm gonna need a few cocktails before I start coughing for you fellas.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Not really. I'm still looking for that dare-to-be-great situation. Maybe you should start looking for that dare-to-be-employed situation. The student body finds Van so intriguing... that my editor has asked me to do an expos� on him... for the school newspaper. Isn't that wonderful? - That will be quite the page-turner. - It'll be a very well-written article. Gwen is an extremely gifted journalist. Are you and Richard in the same fraternity? Oh, no. Van isn't exactly Delta Iota Kappa material. Richard, you rascal, you never told me that you were a DIK. Not that you had to.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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What happened? Is everyone okay?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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My brothers play hockey... for the Rangers.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- I'm gonna go wash my hands now. - Oh, Gwen! Your labia feels so good around my swollen phallus. I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate. I'm releasing my seminal fluids inside of you now! Are you okay? Yeah. Why? Didn't you-- It's kinda hard in 15 seconds. Damn it! You know the kind of pressure I'm under with my exams. - I'm sorry. - Look, I'm sorry. This semester's marks could determine the next ten years of our lives. Do you realize that? You know... you shouldn't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm late for my study group.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Dear Van-- Here you go, Taj. Get your rave on, man. - Thanks. - You got it. "See you tonight. Gwen." The invite to the parents' house. This is big. This is very, very big. - Doesn't she have a boyfriend? - Details. I'm off. Taj, you're in charge. I do not think I'm capable of handling such a responsibility. Listen to me. Do you know why I chose you as my assistant? So you could teach me how to muff dive?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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And I quote, "Van Wilder is a party pimp." Sick Boy. Can you believe she wrote that? Van Wilder's phone. I do not foresee that to be a problem. And that guy she's with-- all kinds of wrong for her. - Sick Boy, how are you doing? - Van, the shingles are all gone.

After this weekend, we should have sufficient funds... to cover your next two payments. I mean, this girl is dynamite.

I've just transferred here from Banglapur.

He used to write for the school paper. He kept babbling about the differences between light and dark beer.

I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri. Two girls utterly infatuated... with men who have larger than normal... medulla oblongatas.

Hey, babe. - Why aren't you in costume? - I can't stay. I have to work tonight. You're gonna miss the biggest party of the year.

I put in a good word for you. Hey, Tajy. Let's boogie.

I want you to have this.

What about your future? - You take life way too seriously. - Life is serious. I used to party with this guy who once told me... "Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive."

- Yeah. - And thank you. All right, things to remember-- commerce and trade-- Everybody just file out in an orderly fashion.

- This is really a pimpin' good time. - Yes, it is.

And of course, Gwen's father. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. Dr. Pearson? - Indeed. - Indeed. Super. All right. So... am I here for a physical? 'Cause I'm gonna need a few cocktails before I start coughing for you fellas.

What happened? Is everyone okay?

My brothers play hockey... for the Rangers.