All right, Wilder, let's dance. It's a good day to die, McDoogle.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.6s
She was getting awfully chummy with the rectal itch. Son of a bitch. Disappear! Yes, superior leader, sir.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.9s
Word spread around campus. My calendar was filled with parties to plan. Van Wilder, party liaison, was born.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.5s
Okay, so Suk Mee's a little old... but she is just so damn good.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.6s
- Why? - I like it here.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.1s
What happened? Is everyone okay?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
34.8s
First year can be kind of scary, can't it, Timmy? My name's not-- But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge... Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter... because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down. - I don't have a pen. - Well, remember that then. And you know something, Timmy? I think you've got the balls to make it here. Call me nuts... but I believe in you.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
4.2s
Hey, Van. Hey, Van the man. I called you last night, Van.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
10s
You see, Timmy, you can't let this lead you all the time. Sometimes you've gotta heed this. I think you've got a lot of heart in there, mister, don't you?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
7.1s
Great work, Van. Thanks! Remember my credo, Timmy. Don't be a fool. Stay in school.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.4s
Don't you? I mean, look around you. Timmy?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.2s
God, I love this place.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
5.3s
It's gonna be a bachelor party. One last night of debauchery with the fellas.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.8s
I've just transferred here from Banglapur.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
2.2s
Which ones did you choose?
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
3s
We've got a jumper!
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
8.3s
Dad! I can't believe you're here. I can't believe you graduated. A friend of yours... sent me this.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder
17.7s
There's so much that I need to say-- the article-- I was scared that you wouldn't come. Well, I was trying to decide what panties I should wear.