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- Why do I always fail? - You put too much pressure on yourself. Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out. More importantly... when the time is right... it'll happen. You'll find the one.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Definitely be out of the question unless they all agreed with us... and we talked it over.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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You see, Timmy, you can't let this lead you all the time. Sometimes you've gotta heed this. I think you've got a lot of heart in there, mister, don't you?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, my God!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from Van's vehicle. Wilder! He's got no business parking there. That's my spot.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Listen to me, you little fuck stains! When I count to three, you will jump or be banished from this house forever! One, two-- Fuck!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Is there anything you can tell me about yourself... that I haven't already found out from your public records? I'll be at the quad tomorrow night at 10:00. Sound good? - It's a date. - It's an interview, not a date. Gwen, first dates are interviews.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I just couldn't believe it. Gwen and Van in the women's locker room. I mean, I just couldn't believe it. So anyway, let me tell you something.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Don't worry, Van. We'll get you out, man.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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"Oh, I kept the first for another day. Yet knowing how way leads on to way... I doubted if I should ever come back." I want you to tell me what Robert Frost was trying to express here. I'm gonna need at least one more booklet.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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My dad just didn't see me as a sound investment anymore. But he gave up on me and my mom long before I ever came here.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Gotta go. Sorry. Bye. Bye-bye. Call me. Gentlemen. Trooper. We got an anonymous tip that there's some underage drinking going on here. Hutch? Hell no, man. I've been at the door all night.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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She's smart, she's beautiful... she can skate. She's not for you, dude. She's too high-strung. Besides, babes that fine-- they're way into themselves and shit.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Too bad she's dating Strapper John, MD.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Thanks for the good time, fellas.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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A dilemma has arose up front. - Don't know if we got our point across. - Crystal clear, guys. - This is incredible. - 100 percent. Don't go anywhere. Seriously. Van is a godsend. I would have paid him way more than a grand for this party. I would have cashed in my Israel bonds. - How do you put a price on dignity? - How do you put a price on poonani? - Yes! - Oh, God!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Let's get you some skates. - I'm not here to skate. For some reason, my editor thinks you're a story. What do you think? As a story, I think... you're a little soft. Wow, all this time I thought I was more to you than just some flaccid story.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Threatened? Please.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Why do I always fail? - You put too much pressure on yourself. Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out. More importantly... when the time is right... it'll happen. You'll find the one.

Definitely be out of the question unless they all agreed with us... and we talked it over.

You see, Timmy, you can't let this lead you all the time. Sometimes you've gotta heed this. I think you've got a lot of heart in there, mister, don't you?

Oh, my God!

Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to step away from Van's vehicle. Wilder! He's got no business parking there. That's my spot.

Listen to me, you little fuck stains! When I count to three, you will jump or be banished from this house forever! One, two-- Fuck!

Is there anything you can tell me about yourself... that I haven't already found out from your public records? I'll be at the quad tomorrow night at 10:00. Sound good? - It's a date. - It's an interview, not a date. Gwen, first dates are interviews.

I just couldn't believe it. Gwen and Van in the women's locker room. I mean, I just couldn't believe it. So anyway, let me tell you something.

Don't worry, Van. We'll get you out, man.

"Oh, I kept the first for another day. Yet knowing how way leads on to way... I doubted if I should ever come back." I want you to tell me what Robert Frost was trying to express here. I'm gonna need at least one more booklet.

My dad just didn't see me as a sound investment anymore. But he gave up on me and my mom long before I ever came here.

Gotta go. Sorry. Bye. Bye-bye. Call me. Gentlemen. Trooper. We got an anonymous tip that there's some underage drinking going on here. Hutch? Hell no, man. I've been at the door all night.

She's smart, she's beautiful... she can skate. She's not for you, dude. She's too high-strung. Besides, babes that fine-- they're way into themselves and shit.

Too bad she's dating Strapper John, MD.

Thanks for the good time, fellas.

- Let's get you some skates. - I'm not here to skate. For some reason, my editor thinks you're a story. What do you think? As a story, I think... you're a little soft. Wow, all this time I thought I was more to you than just some flaccid story.

Threatened? Please.