I need a drink. Why is everybody taking a piss right now? - Line's too long. I ain't gonna make it. - You'll be okay. Relax. Hey, bro. Hey, man, you're the guy who boned Stifler's mom. - Hey, you are a god. - Holy shit, dude. If I didn't have to hold my dick 'cause I gotta piss, I would shake your hand. - I'm honored, guys. - Don't leave. You must teach me. How? How?
American Pie 2
1.8s
All right.
American Pie 2
9.1s
I smell really bad! Because we've been having so much sex, and... and I haven't showered, and I wanna shower!
American Pie 2
5.7s
This isn't right. Just blow on it, kid. All right. Here we go.
American Pie 2
10.1s
I am the Sherminator. A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time... to change the future for one lucky lady.
American Pie 2
15.3s
Vic, hey, you guys are leaving? You know, we barely had a chance to hang out, you know, catch up. - What are you doing this weekend? - I can get together. - Cool. Let's hang out. - All right. - Bye, Kev. - See ya, Jess.
American Pie 2
8s
Good, Jim. You're making me wet. Holy shit. Really? No, I was just saying that so you could practice.
American Pie 2
5.9s
Okay, let me look. Wait. Didn't you have it when we were downstairs? Maybe.
American Pie 2
4.2s
- You're so sweet. - That's what they say. Weird.
American Pie 2
9.4s
- You're evil. - No way! I'm like Cupid. And I know how to make a girl jealous. This is gonna be fun.
American Pie 2
8s
Shoot. Okay, wait here. I'll meet you in an hour, okay? - Yeah. - Wait. Cool idea.
American Pie 2
3.1s
Splat. "Oh, wait, Nadia, don't go." Splat.
American Pie 2
11.4s
'cause this one time, here... this kid had these cookies... Let me guess. A bear came. Cool. It's like you know all our stories.
American Pie 2
3.2s
Oh, yeah! No, no, no.
American Pie 2
2.1s
Who wants me to touch Amber?
American Pie 2
6.8s
Holy shit! There's a dildo in my drawer. Oh, my God! You could have asked me if you wanted to borrow it.
