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It's like this itchy, rashy burning sensation. And it hurts when I-- - Dance? - When I pee.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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We need to talk.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's time to excise that cancerous lump. Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter room and make the pledges clean it up. - It'll be fun. - I wish I could, Gordo. I got dinner at Gwen's parents' house. Sounds special. Is Wilder gonna be there?

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- May I help you? - Yeah, I'm Van-- You made it. Evelyn, this is one of your daughter's acquaintances from school. There's room for one more? By all means. Come in, please.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Excuse me, gentlemen.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Hold on. You mean I put my mouth on your cock pump? Oh, damn!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Where did you find that? - In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light. That's no bong! It's for my schlong!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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For the love of God. Smile, buddy.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let the damn baby have his ball back.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Oh, yes.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Easy, sailor.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- What are you doing out there? - Proving a point. Your friend doesn't fit in. He's a virus, and I'm the vaccine. - I can't believe you're doing this. - Pop quiz. True or false. You and that GDI have been spending an inordinate amount of time together. True. Now here's a multiple choice question for you. You're A, an asshole; B, an asshole who isn't staying at my place tonight... - or C, all the above? - What's B again? Gwenny, I'm kidding. I apologize. - Gwenny, where are you going? - To go save Van. God only knows what my parents and their stuck-up friends are doing to him.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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I want to apologize for what Richard did the other night. It was a really immature stunt. Yeah, I know... but sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. My mom did want me to invite you to her Tupperware party next week.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Such a good boy. Oh, stop for a second. Stop.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Let us proceed.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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- Why do I always fail? - You put too much pressure on yourself. Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out. More importantly... when the time is right... it'll happen. You'll find the one.

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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Tajy, I'm so hot. - I feel on fire. - Oh, yeah, me too, baby. - Burning up. - Oh, yeah, baby, I'm burning up. You are most amazing to make me feel so... damn hot!

National Lampoon's Van Wilder

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It's like this itchy, rashy burning sensation. And it hurts when I-- - Dance? - When I pee.

We need to talk.

It's time to excise that cancerous lump. Forget him. Let's crap in the chapter room and make the pledges clean it up. - It'll be fun. - I wish I could, Gordo. I got dinner at Gwen's parents' house. Sounds special. Is Wilder gonna be there?

- May I help you? - Yeah, I'm Van-- You made it. Evelyn, this is one of your daughter's acquaintances from school. There's room for one more? By all means. Come in, please.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

Hold on. You mean I put my mouth on your cock pump? Oh, damn!

- Where did you find that? - In your room a few days ago. I'm trying to spark this bong, but this damn thing won't light. That's no bong! It's for my schlong!

For the love of God. Smile, buddy.

Let the damn baby have his ball back.

Oh, yes.

Easy, sailor.

I want to apologize for what Richard did the other night. It was a really immature stunt. Yeah, I know... but sometimes guys can do some pretty childish things.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. My mom did want me to invite you to her Tupperware party next week.

Such a good boy. Oh, stop for a second. Stop.

Let us proceed.

- Why do I always fail? - You put too much pressure on yourself. Don't worry about the money. I'll figure something out. More importantly... when the time is right... it'll happen. You'll find the one.

Tajy, I'm so hot. - I feel on fire. - Oh, yeah, me too, baby. - Burning up. - Oh, yeah, baby, I'm burning up. You are most amazing to make me feel so... damn hot!