Why did he think you have it? Who does? Oh, Larry Sellers, this high school kid. Real fucking brat. You know, this is a very complicated case, Maude. A lot of ins, a lot of outs. You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber, and I'm very fucking close to your father's money. I keep telling you, it's the foundation's money. Father doesn't have any.
The Big Lebowski
17.6s
How's the smut business, Jackie? I wouldn't know, Dude. I deal in publishing, entertainment, pofificaladvocacy. Which one's Logjammin'? Yes, regrettably, it's true. Standards have fallen in adult entertainment. It's video, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
18.6s
And it was a pretty good story, don't you think? Made me laugh to beat the band. Parts anyway. I didn't like seeing Donny go. But then I happen to know that there's a little Lebowski on the way.
The Big Lebowski
1m17s
Donny was a good bowler and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors and bowling. And as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo. He died... He died as so many young men of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Ian Doc, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives, and so did Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Kerabatsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
The Big Lebowski
8.3s
Yes. So we were informed. However, we must, of course, transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.
The Big Lebowski
45s
This picture was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes, yes. Not of California. Good shot. In fact, he met privately with the President, though, unfortunately, there wasn't enough time for a photo opportunity. Oh, Nancy's pretty good. Oh, wonderful woman. We were very happy to... These are... Oh, those are Mr. Lebowski's children, so to speak. Different mothers, huh? No, they're not... Racially, he's pretty cool? They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, inner city children of promise, but without the necessary means for... Necessary means for a higher education, so Mr. Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college. Excuse me. Oh, geez. Thank you. Thank you. Far out. Think he's got room for one more? One... Oh.
The Big Lebowski
1m12s
Wait. Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know? That or His Dudeness, or Duder or, you know, El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Are you employed, sir? Employed? You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do you? On a weekday? Is this a... What day is this? Well, I do work, sir. So, if you don't mind... No, I do mind. The Dude minds. This will not stand, you know. This aggression will not stand, man. I mean, your wife owes money... My wife is not the issue here! I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample. But if she does not, that is her problem, not mine, just as the rug is your problem. Just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility, regardless of who he chooses to blame. I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea. But I went out and achieved anyway.
The Big Lebowski
3.6s
Things seem to have worked out pretty good for the Dude and Walter.
The Big Lebowski
3.5s
All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.
The Big Lebowski
4.1s
What the fuck is this? Obviously you're not a golfer.
The Big Lebowski
10.9s
Yeah. What do you think? He looks like a fucking loser. Hey, at least I'm housebroken. Fucking time-waster. Thanks a lot, asshole.
The Big Lebowski
8.1s
Okay, sir. You're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski. That's terrific. But I am very busy, as I imagine you are.
The Big Lebowski
3.3s
I cannot solve your problems, sir. Only you can.
The Big Lebowski
1.8s
Hey, fuck it, man.
The Big Lebowski
7.7s
Your wife owes money to Jackie Treehorn, that means you owe money to Jackie Treehorn. Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski.