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But you have to keep it a secret and return it at the end of the year. All right. So now you know. Good luck.

American Pie

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Hey, uh, thank you for letting us have this wonderful party. As if there was an alternative in the matter.

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Now, the sex: It's got to be valid, consensual sex. - No prostitutes. That's what you're thinkin', Finch. Busted. So, basically, prom is our last chance. - Oh, dude. Prom sucks. - I know, but you gotta think about it this way. I mean, all the parties afterwards? The chicks are going to want to do it. - Yeah-yeah, he's right. It's, like tradition or something. - The Rose Bowl. - So, that gives us... - Exactly three weeks to the day.

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You dipshit! You're expecting to score with some... goody-goody choirgirl priss? These chicks don't know me. I can work the sensitive angle here, fellas! You know, it's just like that college chick told me. All that you gotta do is just ask 'em questions... and listen to what they have to say and shit. I don't know, man. That sounds like a lot of work!

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Oz, I know.

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# Don't stray # # Don't ever go away # # I should be much too smart for this # # You know it gets the better of me # # Sometimes when you and I collide # - # I fall into an ocean of you # - Oh. My hair. # Pull me out in time # # Don't let me drown # # Let me down # You okay? Yeah. Go slow. # Say you'll stay # # Don't come and go # # Like you do # # Sway my way # # Yeah, I need to know # # All about you # # Say you'll stay ## So the end of the story is you... had to kiss the guy for 20 seconds. Yes! And he was such a dork. Everyone laughed at me... - but I didn't care because it was so funny. - I get it. And this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy. Excuse me? What? You don't think I know how to get myself off? Hell, that's what half of band camp is... Sex Ed. So are we gonna screw soon, 'cause I'm gettin' kinda antsy.

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- Hey, Oz! - Ozmeister! - Oh, great. - What about the game? - I'm not playing. - You're missing the game for us? No, I'm missing the game for you.

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God, I can't believe how many cool people are at this party. Yup. And you got a keg too! - Wow! - Indeed.

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This is, like, the coolest thing I've ever seen. I know. Can you believe... This is definitely one of Stifler's best ideas ever.

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So, you enjoying yourself? I'm... three sheets to the wind, ma'am. I'm so happy for you. But it takes the edge off, doesn't it?

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Goal, Ostreicher! - All right, Oz! - Atta boy, Ozzie! Whoo! Yeah, baby! - We're crushing you losers! - Let's go, fellas! Come on! Whoo-hoo!

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Hi. - How'd you know I was here? - Stifler told me. - Talked to Stifler? - Well, I needed to find you. We're gonna have to work on that song.

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Ha-ha, nice! - Jesus! Stifler, how much did you drink, man? Hey, Stifler? How's the pale ale? - Fuck you! - Ooh, whoo! - That's Stifler's mom? - Yup. Shit. I cannot believe a fine woman like this produced a guy like Stifler. - Dude, that chick's a "MILF." - What the hell is that? - M-I-L-F... Mom I'd like to fuck. - Yeah, dude! Oh-ho, yeah! - Yeah! MILF! MILF! - Hey, guys... Guys. Guys. - Come here. - Sherman, what's goin' on? Yeah, uh... Don't you think you fellas could try a little tact? I got company, if you know what I mean?

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Vicky, think it's time to take the next step in our relationship? - Tonight? - Yeah, it's such a perfect evening. I mean, it's how you've always pictured it, isn't it? Damn, my parts fuckin' stink! Dude, you gotta take a shit! You smell like a Yeti! Or not. Just relax.

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- Why are you doing this? - 'Cause I want to. Yeah? Well, you can't fake this. You better practice.

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Is she? She's goin' downstairs.

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Fuck me! There's gonna be an Eastern European chick naked in your house. And you're not gonna do anything about that? What am I gonna do, huh? Broadcast her over the Internet? - Yeah. - You can do that?

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- But... - See, that's what I've been realizing... is that... nothing's perfect. And you can't plan everything. Well, I guess... you will be pretty far away.

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But you have to keep it a secret and return it at the end of the year. All right. So now you know. Good luck.

Hey, uh, thank you for letting us have this wonderful party. As if there was an alternative in the matter.

Oz, I know.

- Hey, Oz! - Ozmeister! - Oh, great. - What about the game? - I'm not playing. - You're missing the game for us? No, I'm missing the game for you.

God, I can't believe how many cool people are at this party. Yup. And you got a keg too! - Wow! - Indeed.

This is, like, the coolest thing I've ever seen. I know. Can you believe... This is definitely one of Stifler's best ideas ever.

So, you enjoying yourself? I'm... three sheets to the wind, ma'am. I'm so happy for you. But it takes the edge off, doesn't it?

Goal, Ostreicher! - All right, Oz! - Atta boy, Ozzie! Whoo! Yeah, baby! - We're crushing you losers! - Let's go, fellas! Come on! Whoo-hoo!

Hi. - How'd you know I was here? - Stifler told me. - Talked to Stifler? - Well, I needed to find you. We're gonna have to work on that song.

Vicky, think it's time to take the next step in our relationship? - Tonight? - Yeah, it's such a perfect evening. I mean, it's how you've always pictured it, isn't it? Damn, my parts fuckin' stink! Dude, you gotta take a shit! You smell like a Yeti! Or not. Just relax.

- Why are you doing this? - 'Cause I want to. Yeah? Well, you can't fake this. You better practice.

Is she? She's goin' downstairs.

Fuck me! There's gonna be an Eastern European chick naked in your house. And you're not gonna do anything about that? What am I gonna do, huh? Broadcast her over the Internet? - Yeah. - You can do that?

- But... - See, that's what I've been realizing... is that... nothing's perfect. And you can't plan everything. Well, I guess... you will be pretty far away.