Donny was a good bowler and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors and bowling. And as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo. He died... He died as so many young men of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Ian Doc, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives, and so did Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Kerabatsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
The Big Lebowski
8.3s
Yes. So we were informed. However, we must, of course, transmit the remains to you in a receptacle.
The Big Lebowski
4.1s
It is our most modestly priced receptacle.
The Big Lebowski
2.8s
Oh. yeah? Where is that?
The Big Lebowski
29.3s
Why did he think you have it? Who does? Oh, Larry Sellers, this high school kid. Real fucking brat. You know, this is a very complicated case, Maude. A lot of ins, a lot of outs. You know, fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, drug regimen to keep my mind, you know, limber, and I'm very fucking close to your father's money. I keep telling you, it's the foundation's money. Father doesn't have any.
The Big Lebowski
17.6s
How's the smut business, Jackie? I wouldn't know, Dude. I deal in publishing, entertainment, pofificaladvocacy. Which one's Logjammin'? Yes, regrettably, it's true. Standards have fallen in adult entertainment. It's video, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
9.4s
Oh, God. They shot him, man. He's not shot. No, Dude. Are you shot, Donny? There weren't any shots fired. Huh? It's a heart attack. Call the medics, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
10.5s
Larry, sweetie, the man is here! Is he... Does he still write? Oh, no, no. He has health problems. Uh-huh.
The Big Lebowski
4.5s
No funny stuff, Jackie. The kid's got it. Hi, fellas.
The Big Lebowski
5.8s
I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement.
The Big Lebowski
1.7s
Come on, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
17.5s
We did let him run one of the companies briefly, but he didn't do very well at it. Oh, he's, you know... No, he helps administer the charities now, and I give him a reasonable allowance. He has no money of his own. I know how he likes to present himself. Father's weakness is vanity, hence the slut.
The Big Lebowski
22.7s
Of course you do. I can see you're anxious for me to get to the point. Well, here it is, Dude. Where's Bunny? Well, I thought you might know that, man. V\Ihy would I? She only ran off to get away from that rather sizable debt to me. No, she didn't run off. She's been... I heard that kidnapping story, so save it. I know you're mixed up in all this, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
1.6s
Shit.
The Big Lebowski
4.6s
A little language problem here. Little prick's stonewalling me.