What? You're not a kid any more. It's been a long time since I needed a babysitter. I can't believe how much you've grown up. Thanks! It's actually my 18th birthday tomorrow. Eighteen, wow. You should come to my party. Oh, uh... Thank you, no. I... Yeah, that might be difficult. Please, I want you to come so bad.
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Uh... Remember Teletubby Tuesdays?
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Well, thanks.
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Hey, Jim. Do you wanna introduce me to your friends? No.
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You don't have to sugarcoat it. Finch was a klutz.
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What about you? Will you take me? Uh... Um...
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I love you.
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Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God, there it is. I don't think I can hold it any more. Hold it in! I'm sorry, I will. I just forgot how awesome this is. Oh, yeah, I need this.
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Okay, look, obviously we need to have more fun together. I promise you, this weekend, there is going to be plenty of Jim and Michelle time, okay?
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You do care about your marriage, don't you, Jim? What are you talking about, Stifler? I'm not gonna cheat on my wife! I'm a father for Christ's sakes. Yeah, that's perfect. Yeah, chicks love a father figure. Keep playing that card, dude. It's not a card, it's the truth. Hey. Hi. What are you guys talking about? Oh, you know... Just“ Jim was just saying how much fun he had taking care of you. Hey, ladies, why don't we give them some time to catch up? Mmm-hmm. Yeah, after you. No, that's not necessary. We should all hang out together. Why don't we all... Stifler, just... Be her daddy.
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What are you getting at, Ron? I'm just saying that usually I'm not one for swapping, but the fact that you've been with Heather already, kind of makes it okay.
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So, what do you think?
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Ladies? They bailed, dude. Aw, fuck!
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What? What is it? I just got this feeling like something really bad is about to happen. Don't worry. I'll be as quiet as a church mouse.
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Hey, sweetie. Hey. Who were you talking to? That was just the kid next door.