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1m6s
- # Calling your name # - Uh... - # Calling # - Oh. # Your name ## Jim? - Oh! Oh, no. - Oh, no. - Oh. Ohh! - Liftoff aborted. Houston, we have a problem. What happened? What did he do He blew it. I guess I'll be going now. No, no, no, I'm... I'm not done, Nadia. I've, uh... I've got reserves. Nadia, please, please. I'm begging you. Well, I do like your dirty magazines. You do? Okay. Well. Um. Did-Did... Did you see this one? This here is your... is your more, uh, exotic, risque magazine. - He's pullin' out the porn. - He's desperate. Jim, just wait till she leaves. Very arousing women. They arouse me... They arouse me very, very much. But, uh... But not as arousing as you. - Oh, Jim! - Oh, God!
American Pie
4m48s
# Do do do do do do do # # Do do do do do do do # # Do do do do do do do # # Do do do do do do do ## # Chickety China, the Chinese chicken, have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' # # Watchin' X Files with no lights on # # We're dans la maison I hope the Smoking Man's in this one # # Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic # # Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy # # Like Sting I'm tantric Like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy # # Like Kurosawa I make mad films # # Okay, I don't make films but if I did they'd have a samurai # # Gonna get a set of better clubs, gonna find the kind with tiny nubs # # So my irons aren't always flyin' off the backswing # # Gonna get in tune with Sailor Moon 'cause that cartoon # # Has got the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing # # How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad # # Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad # # I'm the kinda guy who laughs at a funeral # - Sweetheart? - # Can't understand what I mean You soon will # # It's been one week since you looked at me # # Dropped your eyes to the side and said, I'm sorry ## # Dropped your eyes to the side and said, I'm sorry ## # Hello to your mother your brother significant other # # I am the summertime # # And I'm here to free your mind # # Kick off your shoes the blues and use anything but your mind # # 'Cause this is the summertime # # And it's here to free your mind # # How many other people can you save today # # Don't you think it's high time that you sail away # # Leave today Don't fall behind # # Try something new, turn into you if only for a short time # # I am the summertime # # And I'm here to free your mind ## # Love is tragic Love is bold # # You will always do what you are told # # Love is hard Love is strong # # You will never say that you were wrong # # I don't know when I got bitter # # Love is surely better when it's gone # # 'Cause you wanted more # # More than I could give # # More than I could handle # # And a life that I can't live # # You wanted more # # More than I could bear # # More than I could offer # # And a love that isn't there # # Love is color Love is love # # Love is never saying you're too proud # # Love is trusting Love is honest # # Love is not a hand that holds you down # # I don't know when I got bitter # # Love is surely better when it's gone # # 'Cause you wanted more # # More than I could give # # More than I could handle # # And a life that I can't live # # You wanted more # # More than I could bear # # More than I could offer # # And a love that isn't there # # I gotta pick me up when I am down # # I gotta get my feet back on the ground # # I gotta pick me up when I am down # # I don't know when I got bitter # # But love is surely better when it's gone # # 'Cause you wanted more # # More than I could give # # More than I could handle # # And a life that I can't live # # You wanted more ##
American Pie
32.8s
Ow! Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both. It'll desensitize you. Now, I have two rubbers. Wear them both. It'll desensitize you. I don't want you coming so damn early this time. What makes you think that I would come early? Come on. I saw you on the 'Net. Why do you think I accepted this date? You're a sure thing. Yes, I am. So I said, "This is very obviously a Piero della Francesca."
American Pie