Find a seat. I don't want you to think of me as just any other teacher. I prefer to think of myself as a time traveler. Maintenant nous choisissons nos noms français.
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That's it.
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♪ Don't be fooled by the pink ♪ ♪ She is not playing dolls ♪ ♪ She is stalking the halls For the thrill of the kill ♪ ♪ Every person in school Is aware of her stare ♪ ♪ When she tosses her hair They go perfectly still ♪ ♪ All their eyes say "Don't attack me" ♪ ♪ Watch them sweat And pant and shake ♪ ♪ Every food chain Has its acme ♪ ♪ Regina George eats steak ♪ ♪ She's the queen of beasts She can smell your fear ♪ ♪ In this biosphere She's the apex predator ♪ ♪ Like a lioness ♪ ♪ Only with less fur Do not mess with her ♪ ♪ She's the apex predator ♪
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Welcome to "Health and Human Sexuality." Now, this fall we'll be getting into the state-mandated unit on Abstinence. Of course then followed by, in the spring, Condoms and Choking. Where do you think you're going there, hotshot? I need to urinate. No way, José. Uh, it's Cady. Well, Cady, first thing you need to do is ask permission. But the second thing you'll need is this lavatory pass that is shaped like a sperm whale. Get it?
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You guys! Hey...
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"Trang Pham is a grotsky little byotch." Still true. "Dawn Schweitzer is a horny shrimp." Well, she's taller now. Oh, my God. "Janis 'Imi'ike, Pyro-Lez." I forgot about that. Oh, my God, she is so weird. She is? She's in my homeroom. Oh, well, watch out, 'cause she's violent. Yeah, people think she's really good at art, but it's just 'cause she had to do art therapy. Yeah, Regina tried to be friends with her in middle school. Oh, my God, she was obsessed with me. And then when I got my first boyfriend, Kyle, she lit my backpack on fire.
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Could I just sit with you guys?
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Dear God, woman. Have you successfully been a functioning human being even once?
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♪ Do not think You'll be protected ♪ ♪ By your new exotic pet ♪ ♪ Not a chance If she suspected ♪ ♪ You were any kind Of reproductive threat ♪ ♪ But she doesn't know yet ♪ ♪ She doesn't know yet! ♪ ♪ She's the queen of beasts At this beastly school ♪ ♪ Got to keep things cool With the apex predator! ♪
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Um... May I please have the lavatory pass? No, you may not. You may go sit back down. You can go at lunch. Nice try, kiddo. All right, let's jump into this! This won't be awkward at all, I swear to God.
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Cady. Comment tu t'appelles? Je m'appelle Cady. Incorrecte! You have to pick a French name. All the French people I know just call me Cady. Just say Marie.
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I remember this. It was the week they took all of our phones away.
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My B.O. smells like crayons.
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"...care of myself"? "Crap." Correct answer was "crap."
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I like your shirt. Thanks. It smells like sausage from the last time I wore it.
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Cady! I made you a Spotify playlist to help you catch up on culture. Karen, come here. I want to fix your eyebrows. Can I still have two? Gretchen, move. Sorry. God, my hips are so wide. God, my pores are huge! I want skin like Cady's.
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Um, me, too! I'm ugly, too. Oh, my God, I love her. She's like a Martian. Who's hungry? Now, Cady, this is a very American snack called guac. Is it okay or are you vegan? Oh, no, I'm an omnivore. Yum-yum-yum. Okay, come here! I need you to tell me everything. Have you seen any boys that you think are cute yet? Oh. Uh, well, I... No. Well, don't worry. It's just a matter of time. You know, I always say that this school district has the highest taxes, but the hottest boys. That's disgusting. Oh, Regina! You're never gonna believe what I found in your closet this morning. Why were you in my closet? Because I'm doing that Japanese organizing thing where you take a little nap in the closet.
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Don't worry. I will never tell Regina what you said. I am very trustworthy. Karen's had sex with 11 people and I've never told anyone.