You pretended to be dumb so you could keep talking to a guy? Uh... Yeah. It worked. 'Cause that shit always works, Caddy. It doesn't mean that it's not evil. Fracking "works." Red-lining "works." Gasoline and rags... Aren't you worried Regina will eat your face if she finds out? No, she won't find out. It's just my little Calculus class secret. Oh, um... So its h prime of x equals five. You just forgot the Product Rule. I don't get any of this.
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He was wrong. Wait, wait. Hold up. Guys, pause! Oh.
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You're so smart.
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Thanks.
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I said I was lost. I'm totally lost. Can you help me?
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But today I kind of... I don't know, I tried something and it just came to me instinctively.
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Hey. Hi. Cady! Hi! Ow. Hey. I like your costume. Different from everyone else's. I didn't know I was supposed to...
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I'm a sexy mouse. Duh!
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But I wasn't lost. I knew exactly what Ms. Norbury was talking about. It's the derivative of the natural log function. You just take the reciprocal of the ln.
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And Kyle was like "boing"! And Regina was like... ..."I knew she would let me! She's, like, obsessed with me!" Not okay. Please put this all back in its box. They got into a huge fight. Regina started avoiding Janis at school, but did she give back that plush animal? Oh, no. She took it everywhere. She named her "Sissy Liz" and she made everyone say "good morning" to it every day, and it was very weird and boring. Fast forward. One day in Science, Regina was making everyone say hi to Sissy Liz. And Janis finally heard it. "Sissy Liz" was short for "Obsessed Lesbian." Regina had been making fun of Janis this entire time and everyone but her knew it.
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Janis took her Bunsen burner... and torched the doll. And Regina's backpack caught on fire a little bit and Janis was kicked out of school for the remainder of the year. And the adults didn't know why. Janis just seemed crazy.
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Um, it's just, like, traditionally, girls had to be witches or clowns and we've worked really hard to progress past that. That makes sense.
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Why are you dressed so scary? It's Halloween. Cady, if you don't dress slutty, that is slut-shaming us.
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I'm gonna go find Aaron. Okay.
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I'm really sorry that happened.
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So, and this is regrettable...
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It's worse than my thing.
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She's my friend and... ...she's, like, really inexperienced and, um...