I'm also sorry to everyone whose feelings got hurt from the Burn Book. You know, it's really not required for you to make a speech. Right. Almost done, I promise. Um...
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I don't think so?
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I've watched this video a thousand times. Gretchen piledrived Regina. Regina really should be lifting through her glutes. Regina challenge! You know what that bitch gets? Not my sympathy. It's not like we like Regina anyway. She's such a bitch. She's so spoiled. Regina always wanted to be the center of attention. Girl, we all see you. Regina got what she deserves. But you know, that Cady girl was kind of cute. You know, she stayed, she waved. She ate, like, house down. Cady Heron was the only one that acted normal. Oh, yeah. I think she salvaged the worst tradition of the year. Period. She was... She's kind of hot. She might even be hotter than Regina George. No zits. Gum health. American Eagle. Cady doesn't even have to wear deodorant. I'm thinking of going red. Okay, so, somebody sent me this look, and I was like, "Hot girls, we are going back to red! Y2K fire-crotch is back!" Thank you, Cady Heron. Cady was looking good.
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♪ Cheap, fake Easy to break ♪ ♪ That's how I used to be ♪ Here... Take it. ♪ Now I'm awake ♪ ♪ I'll tell you what I see ♪ ♪ Plastic don't shine Glitter don't shine ♪ ♪ Rhinestones don't shine The way you do ♪ ♪ You are so real You are so rare ♪ ♪ I see you there ♪ ♪ I see you ♪ ♪ I see stars ♪ ♪ So many stars tonight ♪ ♪ You could make diamonds dull ♪ ♪ You are so beautiful ♪ ♪ I see stars ♪ ♪ You shine as bright as day ♪ ♪ I will look out for you ♪ ♪ We'll light each other's way ♪ ♪ You're all stars ♪
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I'm wearing a corrective neck collar.
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I used you and I lied to you and I'm... I'm so sorry.
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♪ I see ♪ ♪ Stars! ♪ ♪ Where she at? What she doing? ♪ ♪ Who she with And where she from? ♪ ♪ Well, she's this Oh, she's that ♪ ♪ She's a flight risk On the run ♪ ♪ She's back, she's back ♪ ♪ Yeah, I'm back, bitch Are you done? ♪ ♪ Excuse me While I bite my tongue ♪ ♪ I'm back on that same shit From before ♪ ♪ I can't take this pettiness Now I'm bored ♪ ♪ We can champagne There's enough for us all ♪ ♪ Told you who I am And what it is It's not my fault ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You came with her But she might leave with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You've got to pay For what I get for free ♪ ♪ It's not my fault ♪ ♪ You're like, you're like You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ Get her number, get her name Get a good thing While you can ♪ ♪ Kiss a blonde, kiss a friend Can a gay girl get an amen? ♪ ♪ I'm back on that same shit From before ♪ ♪ I can't take this pettiness Now I'm bored ♪ ♪ We can champagne There's enough for us all ♪ ♪ I told you who I am And what it is ♪ ♪ It's not my fault It's not my fault ♪ ♪ You came with her But she might leave with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault ♪ ♪ You've got to pay For what I get for free ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like, you're like You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ I mean, who wouldn't want To be in love with me ♪ ♪ I'm a mood board Girls got to Pinterest me ♪ ♪ I'm a stallion but they come And f... me like Trojan ♪ ♪ And it wouldn't be me If I ain't cause commotion ♪ ♪ I'm so bad Dudes thought I was AI I ballin' like AI ♪ ♪ I stick to a whole lot Of paper like a stapler Stack like Jenga ♪ ♪ And you basic bitch Get stroke like a painter ♪ ♪ It's funny how the mean girl Open all the doors ♪ ♪ I've been told y'all I'm the black Regina George ♪ ♪ Bikini top, booty shorts Megan core ♪ ♪ You was hating back then Now you finna hate more ♪ ♪ I got influence They do anything I endorse ♪ ♪ I run s... To be a bad bitch is a sport ♪ ♪ I woke up hotter Than I was yesterday ♪ ♪ Don't care about no rules 'Cause I always get my way ♪ ♪ It's not my fault ♪ ♪ You came with her But she might leave with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You've got to pay For what I get for free ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like, you're like You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ A sexy Quint From sexy Jaws ♪ ♪ Catching sexy sharks ♪ ♪ Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt Or sexy Joan of Arc ♪ ♪ I can be a sexy pirate Or a sexy ballet dancer ♪ ♪ I can be a sexy doctor And cure some sexy cancer! ♪ ♪ Happy Halloween! ♪ ♪ This is Modern feminism talkin' ♪ ♪ Watch me as I run the world In shoes I cannot walk in ♪ ♪ I can be who I want to be ♪ ♪ And sex... sex ♪ ♪ Sexy! ♪ I'm a sexy mouse. Duh!
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Um...
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I think everyone looks like royalty tonight. It just seems weird for one person to win this.
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So the moral of our story is thus: Calling someone stupid won't make you any smarter. And even the people you really don't like are still people who just want to coexist. So get off their dicks!
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But she does not go here, y'all. Would you look over there? Oh, my gosh!
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Whoo! Yeah!
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Anyway, my mom was really pumped to be on the news.
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Whoo-hoo-hoo, let's go!
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I like you. But this medicine makes me like everyone, so... Okay, do we have all of our nominees for the Spring Fling King and Queen onstage? I just want to say you're all winners. And I am retiring as soon as this evening is over.
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I think people voted for me because they think I pushed someone in front of a bus. It's not your fault. A bus pushed me.
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Like all history, this is emotionally layered and culturally dense.
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Have you seen Jason? Like right now or like ever in life? Ohhh, miss! I'm supposed to hang with my fallback in there but, you know, if you wanted to slip out, meet in my Jeep or... Jason! It's me! "Fallback"? No, I... I know. Yeah, I knew the whole time. No, we are done! Because you know what? I have a 140 IQ, very toned legs, and my parents love me! And you will regret this when you're old because I am fricking fetch! That's how you use it. Come on.