Get out of the toilet! Mkay. You just need to find your clique and commit to it. You have your Jocks.
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I sit diagonally from you. I'm also captain of the North Shore Mathletes. We're a very chill, dope, extracurricular option. You know, serve your college rezzy and your thirst for knolly. Don't say "knolly." Also Ms. Norbury says we get twice as much funding if we had a girl on the team, so think about joining, because we'd love to get jackets. Okay, yeah, sure. Where do I... No, no, you cannot join Mathletes. That is, like, socially ruinous! Ew, no. Why is he by our table? I can hear you, by the way. Can you hear me now? Bye. Uh, anyways, uh, just take my card in case you change your mind?
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That's right. Let's try another one. Find the value of k for which the following limit exists. K equals negative three. Damn, girl!
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So, have you seen any guys you think are cute yet?
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Your Corny Horny Band Freaks.
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Do any of these feel like your people? I don't think so. Hmm... You know what might be cute for her? What, Grade Grubbers? No, I was gonna say Theater Mess.
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Are you trying to make the rest of us feel dumb? No, I... I'm not trying to. It's just, uh, happening. Oh, okay, it's like that. All right, um, well... challenge accepted.
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Absolutely not. ♪ At the watering hole ♪ ♪ See the girls Who weren't nice ♪ ♪ Have to scatter like mice ♪ ♪ From a jungle cat ♪ ♪ And though Janis is great She does not have this power ♪ ♪ People literally cower ♪ ♪ Janis can't do that ♪ ♪ See her mark her territory ♪ ♪ As they follow in her train ♪ ♪ They were victims In their stories ♪ ♪ Now they shake their mane ♪ ♪ She's the queen of beasts And you're in her pride ♪ ♪ You have hitched a ride ♪ ♪ With the apex predator ♪ ♪ And it's kind of fun When she bares her claws ♪ ♪ You think You're safe because ♪ ♪ You're with The apex predator ♪ Do you think she'll be mad if I like Aaron? Samuels? Are you unwell? You can't like Aaron Samuels! Okay, okay! I'll be careful. I promise.
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Jason is crotch-sitting Taylor Wedell.
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Yeah.
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Yo, Golf Bird. Those fractions were tight. What? "Caddy Heron." "Golf Bird." I don't like it. I don't get it. I'm Kevin Ganatra. I'm from your Calc class.
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Hi. I'm Janis. And je m'appelle Sasha Fierce. This is Damian. He is almost too gay to function. But I push through. I manage. Hi. We've been watching you all day. You're a mess. So we volunteer to amplify your lunch experience. Yeah, what Damian is saying is we will help you, Caddy. Thanks so much. Um... it's Cady. Yeah. I'm gonna call you Caddy.
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Oh, um, well, actually, there's this one guy in my Calculus class. Ooh, a senior! Who is it? Uh, Aaron Samuels. You can't like Aaron Samuels! That is Regina's ex-boyfriend! No. No. Bad. Bad. Danger.
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They have this book, this "Burn Book," where they write mean things about girls in our grade. Ooh, ooh! What does it say about me?
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I mean, I don't even know what to say to him. I always come off sounding like a lunatic. Do you like gum? Sure.
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♪ Tell me What's wrong with me ♪ ♪ My body, face, my hair ♪ ♪ Tell me all my many faults ♪ ♪ Tell me like you care ♪ ♪ When we both Know you're cruel ♪ ♪ And we both know You're right ♪ ♪ I could listen to you ♪ ♪ Like a fool all night ♪ ♪ What's wrong with me? ♪ ♪ How I speak? How I dress? ♪ ♪ What's wrong with me? ♪ ♪ You keep me guessing ♪ ♪ Mama called me "beautiful" Don't believe her anymore ♪ ♪ Now I'm listening to you ♪ ♪ What do I do that for? ♪ ♪ Please don't ignore me ♪ Gretchen! What are you doing in there? I'm... I'm gonna go. Yep. Be right there!
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I like your jacket. Thanks, I made it. But why do you sew on top of your drawings? It's... like the drawings are facts and the threads are feelings. It's so cool.
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Are you okay? No... uh, totally. Regina's just joking. These are cute. Try 'em.