Absolutely not. ♪ At the watering hole ♪ ♪ See the girls Who weren't nice ♪ ♪ Have to scatter like mice ♪ ♪ From a jungle cat ♪ ♪ And though Janis is great She does not have this power ♪ ♪ People literally cower ♪ ♪ Janis can't do that ♪ ♪ See her mark her territory ♪ ♪ As they follow in her train ♪ ♪ They were victims In their stories ♪ ♪ Now they shake their mane ♪ ♪ She's the queen of beasts And you're in her pride ♪ ♪ You have hitched a ride ♪ ♪ With the apex predator ♪ ♪ And it's kind of fun When she bares her claws ♪ ♪ You think You're safe because ♪ ♪ You're with The apex predator ♪ Do you think she'll be mad if I like Aaron? Samuels? Are you unwell? You can't like Aaron Samuels! Okay, okay! I'll be careful. I promise.
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Jason is crotch-sitting Taylor Wedell.
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Wow, your room is really nice. Thanks. It used to be my parents', but I made them trade me.
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Go find the shoes.
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What? Why did you say that? Maybe just try to have one successful interaction per day?
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Everybody find a seat.
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What was that? Oh, Lord, it's the Queen Bee. Don't look her in the eye!
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That's it.
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♪ Don't be fooled by the pink ♪ ♪ She is not playing dolls ♪ ♪ She is stalking the halls For the thrill of the kill ♪ ♪ Every person in school Is aware of her stare ♪ ♪ When she tosses her hair They go perfectly still ♪ ♪ All their eyes say "Don't attack me" ♪ ♪ Watch them sweat And pant and shake ♪ ♪ Every food chain Has its acme ♪ ♪ Regina George eats steak ♪ ♪ She's the queen of beasts She can smell your fear ♪ ♪ In this biosphere She's the apex predator ♪ ♪ Like a lioness ♪ ♪ Only with less fur Do not mess with her ♪ ♪ She's the apex predator ♪
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Welcome to "Health and Human Sexuality." Now, this fall we'll be getting into the state-mandated unit on Abstinence. Of course then followed by, in the spring, Condoms and Choking. Where do you think you're going there, hotshot? I need to urinate. No way, José. Uh, it's Cady. Well, Cady, first thing you need to do is ask permission. But the second thing you'll need is this lavatory pass that is shaped like a sperm whale. Get it?
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You guys! Hey...
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"Trang Pham is a grotsky little byotch." Still true. "Dawn Schweitzer is a horny shrimp." Well, she's taller now. Oh, my God. "Janis 'Imi'ike, Pyro-Lez." I forgot about that. Oh, my God, she is so weird. She is? She's in my homeroom. Oh, well, watch out, 'cause she's violent. Yeah, people think she's really good at art, but it's just 'cause she had to do art therapy. Yeah, Regina tried to be friends with her in middle school. Oh, my God, she was obsessed with me. And then when I got my first boyfriend, Kyle, she lit my backpack on fire.
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Could I just sit with you guys?
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Dear God, woman. Have you successfully been a functioning human being even once?
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♪ Do not think You'll be protected ♪ ♪ By your new exotic pet ♪ ♪ Not a chance If she suspected ♪ ♪ You were any kind Of reproductive threat ♪ ♪ But she doesn't know yet ♪ ♪ She doesn't know yet! ♪ ♪ She's the queen of beasts At this beastly school ♪ ♪ Got to keep things cool With the apex predator! ♪
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Um... May I please have the lavatory pass? No, you may not. You may go sit back down. You can go at lunch. Nice try, kiddo. All right, let's jump into this! This won't be awkward at all, I swear to God.
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Cady. Comment tu t'appelles? Je m'appelle Cady. Incorrecte! You have to pick a French name. All the French people I know just call me Cady. Just say Marie.
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I remember this. It was the week they took all of our phones away.