Okay, that was good. That was really good. That could have really backfired. Alyssa, I'm sorry I said you look like you comb your hair with a chicken bone.
Mean Girls
17.2s
And then my friend Cady... Yeah, you all know my friend Cady. She got Regina's boyfriend to dump her! Oh! And it turns out, Cady's actually just as selfish and phony as Regina George.
Mean Girls
9.6s
Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea on the Ferris wheel. And I'm sorry for repeating it now. And I'm sorry to the people who were below us.
Mean Girls
6.4s
"Rachel Hamilton fills her inhaler with vodka"? I mean... does that work?
Mean Girls
20.3s
Thank you for inviting me tonight. I think I've spent too much time being pissed at Regina. Yeah, you really have. No more liars. I would never lie to you. I mean, I did lie to you once. But you are totally gonna laugh when I tell you. Tell me what? We're in here!
Mean Girls
13.7s
♪ I got the gasoline ♪ ♪ Ms. Norbury's ♪ ♪ A drug pusher! ♪ No, no, no. No! "Ms. Norbury is a sad, old drug pusher"? "Haley Fralenger has" ...what? What's this? Hairy nips.
Mean Girls
20.9s
Open your eyes. Hmm. Seems like maybe we could take a break from being victims in this situation and start taking responsibility for our own actions. Okay, we're gonna write out some apologies to people that we've hurt in our lives. Everybody up.
Mean Girls
6s
I am drinking not juice tonight. I know. I can tell.
Mean Girls
16.2s
My friend and I thought it would be fun to mess up Regina George's life. So we got these candy-bar things to make her gain weight... ...and we told her lard was face cream. And we turned her best friends against her.
Mean Girls
8.2s
Now close them again. This time I want you to raise your hand if you have ever said something bad about a friend behind her back.
Mean Girls
44.2s
Soona, I'm sorry I said you were dragging during "Revenge Party." There was just, like, so much pressure on us to move the story forward through montage. Like, you know how it is. What is going on? Don't worry about it. I just wish we could all get along like we used to in elementary school. I wish I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles. Then we could all eat it and be happy. She don't even go here! Do you go to this school? I'm here for a track meet. I just have a lot of feelings! Okay, sweetheart, you got to go home. Okay. Come on, we're gonna... Oh, thank you. ...we're gonna call your grown-up.
Mean Girls
6.2s
Well, okay, hotshots, who wrote all this junk?
Mean Girls
16.6s
And I was harsh. And people say that I'm a bitch. You know what they would call me if I was a boy? Strong. "Reginald." That's what my mom was gonna name me if I was a boy, so... Honestly, I would rather be "bitch."
Mean Girls
5.1s
Ow. Ow. Ow! And everyone else just kind of floated.
Mean Girls
2s
Okay, attention, everybody.
Mean Girls
26.1s
She took him back. She took Aaron back. Of course she did. It's because Regina's a life ruiner! When we were in sixth grade, she told everybody that Janis was... Damian! Okay. She does not need to hear that right now. No, I know the story. You lit a fire 'cause Regina got a boyfriend. She said what? Oh, hell no. Damian... No! The truth will be told. Stay with me, Cady.
