I didn't expect spring break to be this stinky. It's pretty gross. Man, we're getting too old for this shit. We started off too old for this shit. (CHUCKLING) You ain't lying about that.
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You got it, you got it. Come on, come on. Yeah! All right. Think you can stand on your own now? Yes! I think we lost them.
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Holy shit! SCHMIDT: I did it! I look so fucking badass! Oh, my God, you flew! This is crazy! You made the leap, man! Why'd you do that? SCHMIDT: 'Cause you did it! I couldn't leave you hanging, man! What are you talking about? I was fine. I had it. You weren't...
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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(BELLOWING)
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Wake up! Get out of the car! Shit. Get out of the car! Get on the ground! On your fucking knees! Get on your knees! You already know, don't you? What? Do you have anything to say? Please don't kill us. If you don't have anything to fucking say, open your fucking mouth.
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That doesn't sound like us. I mean... (CHUCKLES) I'm getting a divorce.
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What the fuck? It's the same case!
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She's smart, she's an art major. She can't be that smart. She's a fucking art major. Come on. I will give you some daps, Schmidt. Give me some motherfucking daps, man! Come on, give me some. Give me some. Come on! JENKO: My human sexuality class is blowing my mind. Did you know I used gay slurs in high school? Yes, directed at me. Dude, I am so sorry for being a homophone. Are we gonna talk about how weird you were today with Dickson? Look, I don't think the tattoo means what you think it means. I mean, for all we know, a lot of people could have that tattoo. This tattoo? This absurdly specific tattoo? Name one other person who has this.
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You are under arrest! Pull the truck over! I said pull the fucking truck over right fucking now!
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Something cool!
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(SCHMIDT YELLS) Why is it hard? I have so much adrenaline right now! JENKO: Is that it? (LAUGHING) You're tickling me. I can't find it! That's it! Grab it!
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(SCREAMS)
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(SCREAMS)
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Holy shit!
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ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it once again, mc state, for your dynamic duo. (CROWD CHEERING)
