- What? - Meanwhile, you two were standing around finger-popping each ether's assholes. We're not finger-popping each ether's assholes. What we're doing is getting shit done.
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7.3s
Speak of the devil! Dude, that was awesome how you sabotaged that track meet, man. Organized sports are so fascist. It makes me sick.
21 Jump Street
12.2s
I crack and jailbreak kids' phones to try and save for college. You know, I switch their wireless carriers, get them restricted apps. Can you listen in on phone calls and stuff? No, no, I can't install a spyware to remotely monitor calls or anything that the mic picks up.
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1.2s
I kicked him in the nuts.
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5.4s
You little dweebs just ruined a five-year investigation. We had no idea. You're, like, an amazing actor, man.
21 Jump Street
8.5s
- Porsche! Porsche! - Police! Get out of the car, douche! I'm on a call here, jackass. That's right. Go to sleep, bitch. You just got head-butted, motherfucker! - Go, go, go, go, go, go! - Shit.
21 Jump Street
1.9s
Get your own fucking Frisbee.
21 Jump Street
1.7s
Hey, you want to be friends?
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1.5s
My elbow.
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2.8s
And louder. And better.
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6.2s
- Yeah, he just sells it. Come on. - Yeah, no, I'm sorry. - I meant I just... - How many you guys want? 20 bucks a pop.
21 Jump Street
5.2s
Yep... So do you make the stuff or... Do I look like a fucking scientist? No, I just sell it.
21 Jump Street
1.9s
- Dude, come on. - No! Maybe you're a narc.
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3.1s
One each? One pop each of drugs.
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1.5s
Good luck.
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14.9s
Yesterday, I found a college application on your desk! I don't know how long this case is going to last. And Eric's going to get into Berkeley, and, honestly, I can get in, too. Who knows? I could ride this thing out. I could be a doctor or something. Have you lost your fucking mind? You screwed this investigation all up.
21 Jump Street
12.1s
- Shoot. - Oh, my God. Okay! Okay! Shoot the gun! Shoot the gun! Can't get a good shot, man! I can't get a good shot! - Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. - Take the shot! Take the shot! Just shoot him! Let's go! Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit, Shit. - Shoot! Shoot! - Shit, shit...
21 Jump Street
7.8s
I'm so glad we're going back to get my phone. I just hope we don't wake up Schmidty. Oh, my God, he's a policeman now. It's like we're living with a narc.
