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15.9s
Are you okay with that? Yeah, I can do it. Are you sure? I need to drive, 'cause you're faster on foot. What? I don't get to drive the lambo? No, you don't. Come on, let's go! But I want... Who gives a shit about the lambo? Just go! Let go of the fucking keys! I can't let 'em go. You're gonna have to take 'em. Take care of her, okay? It'll be glorious, I promise.
22 Jump Street
34.4s
That's a weird time to be q-tipping. You're all fucking pussies! Dude, you don't have to do this. What? I just don't want you to get hurt. I'm not gonna get... Whoops. (GRUNTS) Shit. Whoa. Dude, I am so sorry. It's all right, man. Don't worry about it, man. Are you sure? All right... Yeah. Ow. Shit. I got it. Okay, I got it, I got it. Ow! That's fine. I'll get it. No, no, let me get it, let me get it. No, I got it. Let me just get it. No, let me get it. I got it, I got it. Let's just... Dude, I'm sorry. I got my q-tip in your meat, bro. No, man, I got my... I got my meat in your q-tip. It's like a whole new type of sandwich. Like, a meat q-tip. (CHUCKLES) Like a meat-qute.
22 Jump Street
19.8s
I like fruit. But this pork shit? Got to go! He's really taking it out on the omelet bar. Shit was nasty! He's under a lot of pressure at work. What's up, playa? Want to go to the movies? I'll break your motherfucking legs! Break your legs! (CLATTERING) What? How you doing, Mr. nice plant? Get your fucking ass in there. (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
22 Jump Street