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I just feel like sometimes he's not even trying anymore. Like this isn't even worth saving. JENKO: Oh, okay. Well, sometimes I feel like that we should be more like the yangs. Or maybe I should be more like your beautiful zook. Oh, go fuck yourself! You go fuck yourself. Okay. You're so selfish. All right. That's a lot of fucking. Oh, my God. Sometimes I like to have the participants make physical contact. Why don't you hold hands? Okay. I'm not doing that. Hmm? Do you see? Reach out your hand. I'm... He's literally reaching out for you. He won't hold my hand. JENKO: I'm not doing it. I kind of need you to do it. He won't hold my hand. Oh, you... You got to interlock it, though. If you don't interlock it, it's not hand-holding. Fine. We might as well just be friends and not partners. Nice, right?
22 Jump Street
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ROOSTER: I'm gonna do it. I just got to get it at the right angle. (GROANS) Dude, stop. Rooster: Stupid fucking goalpost! It's impossible. You can't fucking do it. The fans used to rush the field after every win and tear down the goalposts, and coach hated it. And so he cemented them in. They storm the field, and still do it, but they just bounce around. ROOSTER: Fuck this goalpost, bro! You guys might want to hold on, 'cause this shit is coming down.
22 Jump Street
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Are you okay with that? Yeah, I can do it. Are you sure? I need to drive, 'cause you're faster on foot. What? I don't get to drive the lambo? No, you don't. Come on, let's go! But I want... Who gives a shit about the lambo? Just go! Let go of the fucking keys! I can't let 'em go. You're gonna have to take 'em. Take care of her, okay? It'll be glorious, I promise.
22 Jump Street