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We don't want to do the same thing. We want to burst through our ceiling. And you're gonna find another ceiling and you got to bust through that one, and you just got to keep hammering ceilings. Okay, okay, okay. What if we actually went into the secret service and, like, tried to protect the white house? I think... I don't think that would work. I'm going to ask you to stop talking. I thought it was a pretty good idea. Do the same thing as last time, everyone's happy.
22 Jump Street
22.5s
Sir, can I just say, it is so refreshing to have a case with a black victim. I mean, we care so much more because she's black. I think what he's really trying to say is that we care equally. It's a tie, really, how much we care. Uh... no, we're not. If it was a white person, I wouldn't even care. One less cracker-ass cracker to worry about.
22 Jump Street
31.9s
Same assignment. JENKO: We're going back to high school? Your ass look like you about 50. You're going to MC state. We're going to college for real? Somebody's out there, they're cooking up a new drug. It's Adderall mixed with ecstasy mixed with God knows what else. JENKO: Wipey? No, you dumb motherfucker. Whyphy. Stands for work hard? Yes. Play hard? Yes. Now, these kids take this shit, and they get laser-focused for about four hours of studying, and then they party like it's goddamn 1999.
22 Jump Street
17s
I can't believe the Koreans bought their church back. Yeah. Good thing there was an even bigger abandoned church directly across the street. Yeah. That's convenient. Yes, it is convenient. Next year, we'll probably just be right back across the street. Just next door. (SCOFFS) Let's not get ahead of ourselves. We're not ahead of ourselves. We're right next to each other.
22 Jump Street
38.7s
Y'all see this shit? 22 jump street is the lick. And I got a big-ass raise to babysit you two fuckers again. Designed it myself. We got an espresso bar. I'm thinking about a shark tank over there. Ooh, I like sharks. Fuck a 21 jump street, and fuck a Korean Jesus. Whoa! Cap, come on, Korean Jesus is right there. DICKSON: That's Vietnamese Jesus. See, this a Vietnamese church. You racist, sacrilegious sack of shit. Look at that. Vietnamese Jesus just dripping swagoo. And we got some new dumb-ass interns. Hey, hey! Look alive! Huh? (CHUCKLES) Boys. Yo, jenko. (GRUNTING)
22 Jump Street
19.8s