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That one. Welcome back, dum-dum. We did have carte blanche. Not no more. You got that expensive chase in the beginning, that expensive equipment, this fucking office... This look like some shit iron man would have. Shit's expensive! I got on $800 shoes, and you can't even see the motherfuckers. So now you two motherfuckers is in the crosshairs. I'm warning you, find the supplier, but don't cost the department no more money.
22 Jump Street
21.9s
Your fucking guy's got a tattoo. Find the tattoo, find the dealer. Fuck, man, I don't know. I do a lot of stupid tattoos to drunk kids. Do you remember that stupid tattoo? TATTOO ARTIST: A bazooka? Think I might have did it on a football player. Guy with a red Mohawk. I don't know. They all start to look the same to me. I think I know exactly who he's talking about.
22 Jump Street
28.6s
I expected tonight would go in a way that you wouldn't expect, but what I didn't expect was tonight would go in the exact way that you would expect. You know what I mean? Totally. So you guys hang out here a lot? Yeah. I mean, we're not into the whole frat party kind of stuff. We like to sit around, just drink some good wine and talk about some important stuff. Banging bitches and getting wasted all fucking day. Those are, like, two of my favorite things to do. You are, like, a slightly less attractive version of... Picasso? Picasso. Right? I've been told that before. You read my mind.
22 Jump Street
23.4s
ROOSTER: I'm gonna do it. I just got to get it at the right angle. (GROANS) Dude, stop. Rooster: Stupid fucking goalpost! It's impossible. You can't fucking do it. The fans used to rush the field after every win and tear down the goalposts, and coach hated it. And so he cemented them in. They storm the field, and still do it, but they just bounce around. ROOSTER: Fuck this goalpost, bro! You guys might want to hold on, 'cause this shit is coming down.
22 Jump Street
41.6s
I just feel like sometimes he's not even trying anymore. Like this isn't even worth saving. JENKO: Oh, okay. Well, sometimes I feel like that we should be more like the yangs. Or maybe I should be more like your beautiful zook. Oh, go fuck yourself! You go fuck yourself. Okay. You're so selfish. All right. That's a lot of fucking. Oh, my God. Sometimes I like to have the participants make physical contact. Why don't you hold hands? Okay. I'm not doing that. Hmm? Do you see? Reach out your hand. I'm... He's literally reaching out for you. He won't hold my hand. JENKO: I'm not doing it. I kind of need you to do it. He won't hold my hand. Oh, you... You got to interlock it, though. If you don't interlock it, it's not hand-holding. Fine. We might as well just be friends and not partners. Nice, right?
22 Jump Street