That helmet looks kind of lame. You know what's not lame? Safety.
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Is that it? That's my dick. What about that? That's my dick also.
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You can't admit that it looks exactly like testicles?
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It's like a Batmobile. Come on, schmidt!
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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Fuck you, doves!
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Shit! You have the right to remain silent... DICKSON: No, no, no, I got this. You go handle the ghost. He's on the roof. I'm on it. I got it. DICKSON: What you looking at? Oh! Good job on the cuffs, baby girl.
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You two sons of bitches are going to culinary school. There's a microchip in this empanada. Old family recipe. Best to keep it a secret.
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(LAUGHING) That's exactly what it looks like.
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Undercover just got a whole lot sexier.
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Shake him off! Shake him off!
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Shit, there's ghost!
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Jenko!
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He's only got one arm! I only need one arm to punch you in the dick.
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That was way too fast and pretty... Way too... A little bit too furious. Schmidt! Get over here! I'm handcuffed! (GUNSHOT) (ALL GASP) Give it up, asshole! And nice parking job! Fuck! I'll be right back. I gotta go. I'll be right back. Sorry. That's a direct order, motherfucker! Come over here!
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The case is closed. You know, like, what you're gonna do after you're out of here?
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(GRUNTING) I got you! Shit! Schmidt! I got you! You saved my life!
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New assignment... Cap, does schmidt look any different to you?
