Hey, you want to do anything else other than work out today? Like what? Come on, dude. They're just lobsters, dude. Come on. No, don't be afraid. It's gonna claw your face. It's gonna claw your face.
22 Jump Street
7.8s
Like together? We don't have to put a label on it. Just, like, one-time. One-time thing. No big commitment or stress to each other.
22 Jump Street
4.9s
Want to fight like a man? Then you better fight like two men. Hey. Hey.
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5.2s
Dude? I have had that exact vision, like, my entire life.
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1.2s
I'm late.
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1.2s
(LAUGHS)
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1.2s
Yeah!
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1.2s
No.
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1.2s
(ALL GROANING)
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19.5s
It's 2014, asshole. You can't fucking use faggot. Gay is okay. Homosexual, maybe. And if you know the person, you might be able to call them a queer. If they have a great sense of humor, but I don't. I'm sorry, he took one human sexuality class, he thinks he's Harvey milk. Oh, my God. Will you please, just for once, just back me up? Why can't you just use your head for once? Oh. You want me to use my head? Fine.
22 Jump Street
16.6s
Oh. Hey. How you doing? I'm fine. I mean, I'm not listening to you guys fornicate all night long. Thrusting and pumping. Okay. I thought your hip popped out at one point. I'm just saying, it's, like, all fun and games, and then you wake up in bed next to a 40-year-old freshman.
22 Jump Street
12.1s
You're so violent! Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me! I'm not gonna fuck you! Are we gonna fuck? No, we're not! Is that what's happening? No! I'm not gonna fuck you, ever! Get off!
22 Jump Street
4.8s
Are you kidding me? It's plastic. Doesn't even hurt! Okay... This isn't the spring break you imagined?
22 Jump Street
10.2s
No. No, I don't. 'Cause we have guns. Well, why don't you put your guns down, and let's fight like men?
