This is bullshit! This fucking... waiter! What can a black man do to get some water around here? Give the fucking guy some water! He's black! He's been through a lot! For the sake of your daughter, please keep it together. I'm gonna need a motherfucking crepe before I go crazy.
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Yo, what is that? The tattoo, what's that right there? Oh. Oh, this? Mmm-hmm. It's my old high school team. The plainview red herrings. Look at it swim.
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Dude, the brakes are out. What? Get the fuck out of the way! You gotta jump. You gotta jump, jump, jump!
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Hey, Schmidt, look! Look! Look! (LAUGHING)
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What is this? Jelly beans?
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BOB: Haythe drops back.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(CREAKING)
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I can't believe the Koreans bought their church back. Yeah. Good thing there was an even bigger abandoned church directly across the street. Yeah. That's convenient. Yes, it is convenient. Next year, we'll probably just be right back across the street. Just next door. (SCOFFS) Let's not get ahead of ourselves. We're not ahead of ourselves. We're right next to each other.
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Yeah. All by myself. Really? Mainly by myself. Okay. And, dude, you were right, that lambo... Just can't hear that right now. It's a shitty-made car. It's not good. Hey, let's go. We got to go. How many bullets you got left?
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(GRUNTS) Here, take this. Okay. I tried to take a bullet for you, man. Yeah. But you didn't. But I tried. It's the thought that matters. No, it's not the thought that counts. It's fucking taking the bullet.
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This is awesome. Like, way more expensive for no reason.
