It's 2014, asshole. You can't fucking use faggot. Gay is okay. Homosexual, maybe. And if you know the person, you might be able to call them a queer. If they have a great sense of humor, but I don't. I'm sorry, he took one human sexuality class, he thinks he's Harvey milk. Oh, my God. Will you please, just for once, just back me up? Why can't you just use your head for once? Oh. You want me to use my head? Fine.
22 Jump Street
16.6s
Oh. Hey. How you doing? I'm fine. I mean, I'm not listening to you guys fornicate all night long. Thrusting and pumping. Okay. I thought your hip popped out at one point. I'm just saying, it's, like, all fun and games, and then you wake up in bed next to a 40-year-old freshman.
22 Jump Street
12.1s
You're so violent! Get off me unless you're gonna fuck me! I'm not gonna fuck you! Are we gonna fuck? No, we're not! Is that what's happening? No! I'm not gonna fuck you, ever! Get off!
22 Jump Street
4.8s
Are you kidding me? It's plastic. Doesn't even hurt! Okay... This isn't the spring break you imagined?
22 Jump Street
10.2s
No. No, I don't. 'Cause we have guns. Well, why don't you put your guns down, and let's fight like men?
22 Jump Street
1.4s
Oh, my God! This is...
22 Jump Street
1.2s
(SHOUTING)
22 Jump Street
10.6s
Come on! Hey. Get up and hit me, you fucking pussy! I'm not gonna fight a girl, so just stop! It shouldn't matter. If you thought of me as a person instead of a woman, you would hit me and not feel bad about it.
22 Jump Street
8.5s
He's a scout. It's d-I. Their qb, he's not playing well. They're not happy with the situation. They want me to make a tape. And I want you to be on it with me.
22 Jump Street
4.9s
Look, whatever happens tonight, you have to keep up, okay? I'm gonna throw up. I know. Shut up. Go.
22 Jump Street
8.3s
(EXHALES LOUDLY) What has been the result of the war on drugs? Why would you ask me? I'm not a cop.
