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JENKO: They still have books? I thought they just put the books inside the computers. Yeah, I guess the kids just use the stacks to hide and have sex. So we'll go to all Cynthia's classes and activities, ask around about the drug and find out who the dealer is. Yeah, it's just like last time. Exactly like last time. Dude, in human sexuality, do you get to fuck or do you just get to watch people fuck?
22 Jump Street
1m26s
I'm going to veto that poster. It's a touch childish. Okay. What do lambos have to do with touching children? Lambos are lame. I get one choice. I get one thing that I'm not... We have to agree. You know what I mean? What up, fellas? We're your across-the-hall neighbors. Oh, hey, there's two of you. You're twins. What's up, man? We're the yangs, man. Kenny Yang. What's up? Keith Yang. What's going on? What's going on? Did you say the yangs? Yeah, dad's Chinese, man. Our mom's not Chinese. She's black. Oh. She's like real black. Like Wesley snipes black. Exactly. We're brothers, too. (BOTH CHUCKLING) No. He's not kidding. He's serious. Oh, really? What? Like, one of y'all older? Mmm-hmm. Yeah, 'cause you got crow's feet under your eyes, man. You specifically. We're actually just normal college age. I mean, even if you're a little older, that's cool, man, because, you know, girls here love older dudes. That's true. Plus, there's mad fuckable girls here. Mad fuckable. Especially during spring break. JENKO: I love spring break. But I do have to say, I've fucked a thousand girls by now and I don't know, at the end of the day, you just kind of want something that's just a little deeper really. BOTH: Yeah, balls deeper. Jinx. Buy me a coke. Oh, snap, we're still saying the same thing. This is amazing! Carrots. Pumpernickels. Glow sticks. Twins! That's dope, dude. That's so sick. That's crazy. We have that brother connection, too. You ready? Mmm-hmm. Yeah. Pirates! Baby feet! Paper clips! Bananas! Sun! Anger! I don't know! Words! Quicksand! Shoes! Boom! That's hip-hop, man. Awesome. That's great.
22 Jump Street
14.9s
No! You're leaning in again! I didn't know if we were gonna punch or kiss! You're making this so uncomfortable. This is the most uncomfortable fistfight I've ever been in. I'm gonna give you an out by punching you in the face. Okay? Okay. And then we're gonna go back to fighting and we'll pretend this never happened, 'cause I feel so awkward.
22 Jump Street
38.5s
No! No! What? What were you doing? What am I doing? Why'd you try to kiss me? I didn't fucking try and kiss you! Yes, you did. Ooh, you're so weird! You're fucking Mr. and Mrs. Smith-ing me. I'm not Mr. and Mrs. Smith-ing you. This wasn't a sexy fight. Oh, like you haven't wanted to kiss me the whole time. I never once wanted to kiss you! Never! No! You just did it again! Stop it! Stop! You're making a face that is sexy! I don't even want to kiss you! Then stop trying! You keep trying! I've never tried to kiss you. You gave me kiss me eyes. No, I didn't. The eyes were I just got punched in the face eyes. They weren't kiss me eyes. I don't even like you! Neither do I, so stop kissing me! Okay!
22 Jump Street