Your fucking guy's got a tattoo. Find the tattoo, find the dealer. Fuck, man, I don't know. I do a lot of stupid tattoos to drunk kids. Do you remember that stupid tattoo? TATTOO ARTIST: A bazooka? Think I might have did it on a football player. Guy with a red Mohawk. I don't know. They all start to look the same to me. I think I know exactly who he's talking about.
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What the fuck y'all doing? Y'all rationing around here? Come on, hook me up. Two little fucking string beans? Give me the goddamn string beans. I want some fucking deviled eggs. I like fruit. Don't you like fruit?
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I just wish you could fly with me. BOB: And the statesmen win, 34-14. (ALL CHEERING) JIM: And there go the fans onto the field. (TIRES SCREECHING)
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So, uh...
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What...
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(GROANS) Cynthia you're dead you are dead (SCATTING)
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Do you think they mean whyphy the drug or WI-Fi like the Internet?
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This is a work in progress.
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Waving my hands a lot! Specific point of view on things Cynthia!
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(LAUGHS)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Hey. I wasn't told that I had a 9:00 A.M. session. Yeah, no, we're your 9:00 A.M. that's us. And we're cured. Thank you very much. You're an amazing doctor. Please. You think you're the first partners only to try to run when you're first faced with talking with me? How the fuck did you know we were partners? He doesn't know we're partners. (WHISPERING) I suspect you're partners. A relationship is something that requires constant work. Which is what I thought we learned in high school. So you are high school sweethearts. I picked up on that early. Please, continue the dialogue.
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Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! (SINGSONG) Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter! Shit! Fuck! You fucked captain dickson's daughter?
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Yelling!
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That's no fun at all. I'm so focused. Let's do this. I'm so focused. Let's do this. (WHIRRING)
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That's so crazy. JENKO: Come on, man, put your dick away. Put your fucking dick away. Upstairs, upstairs. Let's go.
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Slam poetry!
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JENKO: Come on, you can do it. Come on, come on, come on! (LAUGHING)