Shit! She just tried to grab my dick, dude! - What? You tried to grab his... - She tried to grab my junk. She was like, "Oh, my God, I have arthritis," "it hurts my hand, I need to grab a handful of that dick." I was like, "Get the fuck off me!" She said, "I need to grab a handful of that dick"? And it felt good, but then it felt weird for a second, so I pushed her. We got to get out of here. All right, cool, let's get the...
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- Were you held back or something or... - No. You look super young. Were you held forward?
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Come on, you guys. Come on. Please. Jesus.
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Welcome aboard, Peter.
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Whoa.
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It's not really my thing, either, but a buddy of mine really wants it. Who would he call if he wanted it? Well, you can tell your friend that if he really wanted it, it's not so hard to find. When to take it. He shouldn't have been taking it at all. Drugs are bad.
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You weren't shooting, you were choking, - so I had to save us. - I was going to shoot. - You always do this, every single time. - What? Seriously, just take me back to school, man. If I miss this play, Molly's going to freak out and she's not going to go to prom with me. - Are you fucking serious right now? - Fuck, yes, I'm serious!
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"I love dick"? You think that's funny? "Wonder Years douche"? What kind of a sick animal draws an ejaculating penis into an 8-year-old's mouth? It's arguably, like, an airplane throwing up.
