Worse things in the world. We had to get fuckin' tattoos on our dicks, man. Hey, actually, I just said that - to mess with you. - What? Looks tough. Look, we know what it's like being undercover. Metro Police, Jump Street Division. Come on, you guys are Jump Street? - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. That's funny, because we were actually Jump Street. - What? - Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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- Shoot them! - Stay on them!
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Here. It'll be quicker if I help.
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- Oh, my God. - We love you. - Enjoy the vineyard. - You boys be good, now. Yeah, I can't believe you guys did this for us.
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I really thought that one was going to explode.
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I don't like that. Put your tongue back in your mouth. Put your tongue in your mouth, and close it.
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Hey, guys. It's so funny seeing you here. How are you? Guess what, I don't care. We just closed our third high school operation. And check what we found at Kennedy. Looks like we're going to have to do your job for you. Your drugs is spreading to different schools now, sucker.
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That's all you heard?
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Remember that wiretap I put on Eric's phone? While you were having the time of your life last night, I was listening. I overheard a phone call between Eric and some dude about a piƱata.
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Don't fuck no teachers.
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Yes, that's what I'm talking about! That's what I'm talking about! I love this science shit! This is what you guys do all day? Let's do it again.
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When I was a young actor just starting out in New York state, Albany, to be exact, - I booked a local television commercial... - Hey. In which I had to play a young man... It's really sad about that kid. He was talented.
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Fuck this thing.
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You, dude, I like you, man. How do you feel about making a little extra money? Whatever it is, I'm in. All right, here's the deal. Okay, I can't sell all this shit on my own, but I only bring in people I like.
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It rhymes with "grape"
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You feel like a big shot?
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Hey, pick it up! Hey, no, McQuaid, pick it up. What are you doing?