I'll invite Molly, and then Molly will invite Eric, and that'll be the quickest way for me to bro down with him. Wouldn't it be better if we both infiltrated the cool kids' group? I think it would be better if you get in with the nerdy kids and see what's going on over there. That'd be the best thing for the case.
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Yeah, because you already had one. Exactly. I already had one. And you don't need two vaginas. You just don't. Although you could use one as a coin purse.
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That's just what I do. Okay. Shit, man. See you around, all right?
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Where friendship and French fries. Go hand in hand.
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Oh, my God, We're gonna die. We're gonna die.
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Fuck that.
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I crack and jailbreak kids' phones to try and save for college. You know, I switch their wireless carriers, get them restricted apps. Can you listen in on phone calls and stuff? No, no, I can't install a spyware to remotely monitor calls or anything that the mic picks up.
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- What? - Meanwhile, you two were standing around finger-popping each ether's assholes. We're not finger-popping each ether's assholes. What we're doing is getting shit done.
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Speak of the devil! Dude, that was awesome how you sabotaged that track meet, man. Organized sports are so fascist. It makes me sick.
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You little dweebs just ruined a five-year investigation. We had no idea. You're, like, an amazing actor, man.
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8.5s
- Porsche! Porsche! - Police! Get out of the car, douche! I'm on a call here, jackass. That's right. Go to sleep, bitch. You just got head-butted, motherfucker! - Go, go, go, go, go, go! - Shit.
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Come on, Hoffs. Give us a little credit.
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You got the right to... Give me that! You got the right to... to suck my dick, motherfucker!
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They don't serve vegan in jail, bitch.
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No. I remember. You know why? Because I've told it to a therapist about 8,000 times. I mean, this is a fourth grade participation medal for soccer. It's literally a medal for sucking. - No, that is a medal for trying. - Yes. Let me tell you something. This guy was always a great tryer.
