I know, like, in four days, I'm sure, if... - You know, prom's, like, in four days... - Oh, my God. You're not asking me to prom, are you?
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3.8s
You are here simply because you look young.
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9.2s
Sir, I know we come off as a couple of lady-killers, but I promise you we will be super professional on the job. Clearly, I wasn't talking to you, Big Titties.
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15.4s
If you don't know your identity, we're screwed tomorrow. You got to study this stuff. Forget those identities. They're bullshit. They said I was held back a year. You were. You were held back two years. Just 'cause it's a fake backstory doesn't mean it doesn't hurt my feelings. Fuck! Socks don't match. I got to start all over.
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12.3s
Right now, H.F.S. is contained right there at Sagan High. Now, once this drug breaks containment, it goes viral in a few days. Jenko, I looked at your old transcript.
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2.3s
This house is adorable.
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17.9s
No. I remember. You know why? Because I've told it to a therapist about 8,000 times. I mean, this is a fourth grade participation medal for soccer. It's literally a medal for sucking. - No, that is a medal for trying. - Yes. Let me tell you something. This guy was always a great tryer.
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8s
You're teenagers now, all right? You two are staying at Schmidt's parents' house for the duration of this assignment. Fuck me.
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8.4s
I don't know if you only cater to Korean Christians or if you even exist. No offense.
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2.4s
I'm sorry for swearing so much.
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1.6s
Just shut up.
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8.8s
I can't. I can't. I can't right now. What are you doing? What are you doing? Don't succumb to the peer pressure. - What are you doing? - You're supposed to use two straps. - One strap is peer pressure. - No. No. You're fucking up right now.
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1.3s
Nice.
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5.1s
Clear! Come on, come on, come on! Stop. Yes! Yes!
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2.3s
Aroma of Christ Church?
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5.9s
I really thought this job would have more car chases and explosions, and less homeless people doo-dooing everywhere.
