I got offered a scholarship to play football here next year. And zook said I could room with him, you know, so I was thinking that I could do that, maybe. What? You can't be a cop and stay here and play football with zook. No, look, I know, okay? It's just... There's no friction with me and zook. We're the same. Do you want out? If you want out, just say it. No, I don't want out, okay? It's just, when I'm on the football field and I'm diving for a pass, I feel like I can fly. All right? And when I'm with you, it just feels like you hold me down.
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Whoo!
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(ALL APPLAUDING)
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Shot him in the dick.
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He's a bag of dicks!
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Like, well, we fucking can, bro. All you gotta do is join the team.
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Fuck you, brain. How did we find the dealers so easy the first time? Well, his number was literally on a sticker. Well, let's go find this guy's sticker. I don't think this guy does stickers. Well, we need help. We need to consult an expert. KENNY: Yo, dude, you shot him in the dick, dude. I got him in the dick. Yep.
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(ENUNCIATING) Cynthia Jesus died for our sin-thee-uhs Jesus cried runaway bride Julia Roberts!
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Got room for one of these babies. A grenade. Why you gonna put it there? That's just unsanitary. Feels right.
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♪ All I wanna do is party ♪ my head keep on spinning around ♪ baby girl, why don't you first ♪ drop it to the ground ♪ I be divin' in the crowd ♪ shake my dreads, actin' wild ♪ can't do lean, too blowed out ♪ too turnt up, I can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ can't turn down can't turn down ♪ my gosh! I'm sweaty. You guys are actually eating stuff in here?
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I don't have a single lead. I do. I hear you can get whyphy on campus anywhere 24/7.
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Angry!
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Old man coming through!
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You're dead that's for Cynthia, who's dead.
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It seems like. Yeah.
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(LAUGHING) If it isn't Turner and hooch, in the flesh. Holy shit, you are looking fit. (GRUNTS) Hey, you should get some tips from this guy. He's looking good. Look at those pectoral muscles. That's the kind of definition I want out of you, man. What's up, Eric? Hey. Mr. Walters, we should, um... Or I should apologize for, uh...