Yo, what is that? The tattoo, what's that right there? Oh. Oh, this? Mmm-hmm. It's my old high school team. The plainview red herrings. Look at it swim.
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Dude, the brakes are out. What? Get the fuck out of the way! You gotta jump. You gotta jump, jump, jump!
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Hey, Schmidt, look! Look! Look! (LAUGHING)
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What is this? Jelly beans?
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BOB: Haythe drops back.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(CREAKING)
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I can't believe the Koreans bought their church back. Yeah. Good thing there was an even bigger abandoned church directly across the street. Yeah. That's convenient. Yes, it is convenient. Next year, we'll probably just be right back across the street. Just next door. (SCOFFS) Let's not get ahead of ourselves. We're not ahead of ourselves. We're right next to each other.
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Yeah. All by myself. Really? Mainly by myself. Okay. And, dude, you were right, that lambo... Just can't hear that right now. It's a shitty-made car. It's not good. Hey, let's go. We got to go. How many bullets you got left?
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(GRUNTS) Here, take this. Okay. I tried to take a bullet for you, man. Yeah. But you didn't. But I tried. It's the thought that matters. No, it's not the thought that counts. It's fucking taking the bullet.
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This is awesome. Like, way more expensive for no reason.
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We gotta go! We have to wait for pudding!
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(PANTING) So many fucking stairs.
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Don't be a pussy!
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Bull's-eye. Bingo.
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Okay, you see this? This is strong. What I want to be able to have is this. Is this... I want to be able to have that, that same thing, in, like without actually having to do it. Are you embarrassed of your partner? No, not at all. Okay? And why the fuck are you guys ganging up on me? Gang up on him. Okay, seriously. Okay, okay. He's clingy. He literally is terrified of being by himself. Look, I know zook's your buddy and you don't want him to be guilty, but he's our guy. No, he's actually not our guy. I would know. Now, you know, we sometimes cling to things because they're familiar and comfortable. I teach about a principle called embedding. Look at the facts. Matter of fact, I... Zook has the tattoo. He knew Cynthia. I know the first time he met you, you dropped a fucking sandwich on his foot and he smiled at you, but you are completely blind to the fact... What'd you say embedding was? Embedding? Oh, embedding is our tendency to latch on to the first bit of information that we're offered and overlooking, or even ignoring, contradictory information. It's a fascinating principle... Shut up. I'm thinking.
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You think Cynthia was the dealer? How the fuck we gonna infiltrate the dealer if the dealer is dead? We have to stop treating this like it's exactly the same as last time. And we got a bigger problem. No more money in the budget. What? I thought we had Cate blanchett.
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Just stick with football. I can't give you the same feeling that these guys can. Maybe we were only supposed to do this once. What? Dude, this is the fucking best moment of my life! Let's go, man!