Yo, sleepy! What's up, homie? You know my cousin, sad boy. I think you got the wrong guy, homes. Oh, that's bullshit, man! You sleepy! Everyone say in the barrio, sleepy, he like the Mexican Wolverine and shit. Hey, my partner here, he want to see the product. Why ain't he talking?
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You took a bullet for me, man. You shot me in the dick!
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♪ ♪ ♪ turn down for what ♪ turn down for what ♪ shit! That's the ghost. JENKO: The ghost? Joste nillsen, biggest trafficker of illegal goods in Metro city. He teamed up with a Mexican cartel and they're running all this shit through the port. What the hell are we supposed to be buying? I don't know.
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All right. I hate people who are late.
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Yin is characterized as slow, soft, passive and is associated with water and femininity. While, Yang, by contrast, is fast and solid and... Man, this is BS. I thought we were going to actual college, not online college. Listening for coded messages in lectures. (SCOFFS) What are you talking about? Look around.
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♪ ♪
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Boots. No, man, that wasn't boots! Boots isn't a real name! You got to tell them the real story, man. Start over from the top. That's a made-up name. I can't believe the punks I have to deal with these days.
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Shot him in the dick.
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You're more messed up than Cynthia was, and she went to the school shrink three times a week. Why? I don't know. But he gave her a ton of pills and shit. Maybe he could give you something for your weird old face. Okay.
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We're getting too old for this shit. (CHUCKLING) Nice.
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(SIGHS) Oh, that's Cynthia Watson's room.
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Six hours of makeup?
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(LAUGHING) What?
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Got it.
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You can do this, you can do this. I can't. This is disgusting. No, you got to. I can't do this anymore! And now, for my favorite event. (SQUEALING)
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Yeah! Fuck, yeah! All right? All right? Yeah. Yeah. All night, bro. Come on. All night. Yeah, I know. It's gonna be so worth it, dude. It's gonna be fucking worth it, I promise, all right? Dude, you know what this needs? BOTH: Another star wipe. Jinx. Buy me a beer. (CHUCKLING) Nice twist. On what?
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Oh, shit! No! That is not happening right now! No! Hey, y'all, he's fucking the captain's daughter! Yo! Every time he say that shit... JENKO: Oh, my fuck! ...that's another foot in your ass. Schmidt, you clearly... Yo, this is the best thing ever! (LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)
