Hey, why you here, Scott? What, Kennedy High isn't having any parties tonight? No, I heard you guys were partying with some new stuff.
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That is a fake nose. Do you want to wear a fake nose on your fuckin' head for, like, months on end? Glue and shit?
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This is my twin. We're together in... Get the fuck out of here.
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He's really fast.
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He's short and insecure. And he's probably good with money. - You are good with money. - What the fuck? Didn't somebody tell you guys this was an undercover unit?
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I remember, one time, doing cocaine with Willie Nelson's horse, and we were having so much fun. And then I realized that she was dead.
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Congratulations on the bust, boys. It sounds great. - Thank you, Cinnamon. - Are those new?
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Your taste in music. The fact that you look like a fucking 40-year-old man.
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Damn. You guys are late. Now I'm going to have to take you to the principal's office. - No, no, no, man. Come on, please. Sorry. - Come on, please. You have exceptional muscle tone there, young man.
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You got a lot of something special going on there, young man. What the hell was that? God damn it, son! Don't ever raise your hand to me like that again, all right? I consider that a threat. I was just saying that I'm Doug. I'm Doug McQuaid. See, that's Brad.
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Freeze! Stop it!
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Do your thing, man. Proceed.
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Wow. You're fast.
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- Enough. - Too long on the hug.
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I think I shit my pants.
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Nope.
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- Brad? - Shit. Where are you going? I don't want to look like it's like I'm wearing makeup. - Right. - Doug! Hi. Brad! Whoa. What are you wearing? Potassium nitrate. Thanks for noticing.
