Honey, listen, I want to tell you, we did blow up the air mattress in your room 'cause we're kind of using that as a workout area, so I hope you don't mind the elliptical.
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My baby's home! Come here. You will always be my infant angel baby child. There's my guy. It's great to see you guys. - Hey. - Schmidt family! Up top, Papa Schmidt. Oh, my God. Mama Schmidt, did you do all this yourself? - This is unbelievable. - Well, yeah. - I guess I did. - It's gorgeous! So are you.
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You know what? I totally know the cause. Glee. Fuck you, Glee.
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It's going to be so much easier having you onstage with me. I am so happy that I met you. You're, like, the only guy that I can really trust. Yep. That's me.
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We're, like, in the end of Die Hard right now, but it's our actual life.
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I know we haven't made our first arrest, or maybe I'm not the best cop.
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That must be Phyllis. She is just dying to see you. What? Mom, you told Phyllis I was here? She's going to tell the whole neighborhood. I told you, it's an undercover assignment. It's super secretive. "Undercover." That's so cute.
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You're behind. I'm ahead.
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It was just so fucking hard the first time.
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No, no! Jenko, Jenko, oh, my God, please. No, no. Don't touch that. We just brought it back from Sedona. Guys, can we get rid of this stuff? I mean, it looks like I died in a car crash - and you guys haven't moved on. - Rid of it? If we take it down, we have to stop bragging about you. I look like Fred Savage from The Wonder Years, but completely naked, wearing Indian friendship bracelets. That is a great picture, Morton. You look like a young Jay Leno. Am I even wearing underwear in this picture?
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The end?
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- I can't do that at all. - Wait, you can't do it? No, I can't.
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- What are you doing in here? - I'm here to study.
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Are you guys on drugs?
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We have this "hurry back" rule, so if you're not back in six minutes, I have to send you to the principal.
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Everyone's saying that Billiam had a heart murmur. Pretty much everyone I know does it, but it's not my thing.
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So, we are going to hold auditions for the Peter Pan part today.
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When'd you go through puberty? Like, at seven or something?
