Happy hump day, besties! Hi, Mrs. George. This is Cady. I just moved here. From Kenya. Welcome, Cady from Kenya. We haven't had any new meat in our little lady taco in so long. Mom, go make snacks. For sure. For sure, Regina, yeah. Thank you so much, Mrs. George. You have a beautiful mansion. Just slay, queens. Slay like no one's watching. But everybody's watching. Because you're gorgeous!
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Find a seat. I don't want you to think of me as just any other teacher. I prefer to think of myself as a time traveler. Maintenant nous choisissons nos noms français.
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Bitch. Wow. You're really gonna get noticed around here.
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You can't wear a tank top two days in a row and you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week. So I guess you've chosen today. Oh! And we only wear sweats or track pants on Fridays. If you break any of these rules, you can't sit with us. I mean, not just you, like, any of us. Like if I wore sweatpants today, I'd have to go sit over there... ...with the Art Freaks.
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Hmm. Whatever. Um, I'm getting cheese fries.
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Can you give us some privacy for a sec? Oh. Yeah, sure.
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Mom, you can't pick me up like this. It's embarrassing.
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♪ When I was nine ♪ ♪ I fell in love ♪ ♪ This Peace Corps guy ♪ ♪ I waited hours Inside his tent with flowers ♪ ♪ Which made him laugh Which made me cry ♪ ♪ By 13 I gave up trying ♪ ♪ I decided I would be A mathematician ♪ ♪ 'Cause math is real ♪ ♪ I memorized a lot of pi ♪ ♪ Because addition And subtraction and division ♪ ♪ Would never make me feel So stupid with love ♪ ♪ I didn't get it ♪ ♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪ ♪ Smart with math But stupid with love ♪ ♪ I didn't get it I didn't get it till now ♪ ♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪ ♪ So thank you, math For being there ♪ ♪ To bring me joy ♪ ♪ And thank you, math ♪ ♪ 'Cause now you've brought me This cute boy ♪ ♪ He's like someone from TV ♪ ♪ He's like that guy Who gives out roses To those women ♪ ♪ His clothes, his grooming ♪ ♪ And he's a foot away from me ♪ ♪ With swoopy hair And shiny eyes That I could swim in ♪ ♪ He's live and in the room! ♪ ♪ And I'm stupid with love I want to get it ♪ ♪ I want to get it, but how? ♪ ♪ Smart with math But stupid with love ♪ ♪ I want to get it I didn't get it till now ♪ ♪ I'm astounded and nonplussed ♪ ♪ I am filled with calcu-lust ♪ ♪ Does this guy work out? He must ♪ ♪ All sweaty at the gym ♪ ♪ Could that image Be more hot? ♪ ♪ Let me just enjoy That thought ♪ ♪ School was rough But now it's not ♪ ♪ 'Cause now there's him ♪ ♪ Stupid with love I didn't get it ♪ ♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪ ♪ Smart with math But stupid with love ♪ ♪ I didn't get it I didn't get it till now ♪
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What kind of shoes? I have no idea. I guess, um, something fancier than these?
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It's 40%. 42 over 120 equals x over 100, and then you cross-multiply to get the value of x.
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Okay. Yes! Do you have a pink shirt I can borrow? No! Yes! What shade? Welcome to A.P. Calculus. Congratulations. You know more math than 85% of Americans. But you will not rest on your laurels this year. I plan to push you. So let's get started. Chapter One, "Limits and Their Properties." What the heck are limits, you say? If I write out the equation, "The limit as x approaches two of [x + 1]," the function is what we're taking the limit of. I don't expect you to know how to do this yet. The limit equals three.
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Are you okay in there? Uh, yes. 'Cause you've been in there a very long time. We're concerned you're either doing drugs or having a toilet baby.
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Your Classic Burnouts.
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That seems fair. 120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that? Um, 48 into 120? There's no way of knowing.