Welcome to the ICMT State Math Championships. Sponsored by SeatGeek. Yeah, SeatGeek! Tonight will be the culmination of all you've worked for. Each right answer will be worth two points. The highest score at the end of 40 minutes of play wins. As always, no calculators.
Mean Girls
44s
Huh. Yeah, I guess I could get out of it. But, like, we would keep it small, right? Like five or six people? Yes! Sure! Why are you doing this to me?! I promised my friend Janis I'd go to her art show! But, binti, we've had these tickets for months. You love Neil deGrasse Tyson. Mom! Janis is my best friend! Do you not want me to be a good friend?! No! Yes! What? You can, uh, stay home on your own, I guess. Hey. I'm having a small get-together at my house tomorrow night. My mom's away, so... Is Regina going? No! Do you think I'm an idiot? No. It's just gonna be a few cool people, and you better be one of them, byotch.
Mean Girls
18.7s
I pretended to be bad at math to get you to help me, but I'm not bad at math. I'm actually... I'm actually really good at math. You're the one who's only kind of okay at math. Anyways, um, now I'm failing. So isn't that so dumb? That is dumb, yeah.
Mean Girls
3.5s
Like all history, this is emotionally layered and culturally dense.
Mean Girls
1.5s
Grool.
Mean Girls
3m22s
♪ I see ♪ ♪ Stars! ♪ ♪ Where she at? What she doing? ♪ ♪ Who she with And where she from? ♪ ♪ Well, she's this Oh, she's that ♪ ♪ She's a flight risk On the run ♪ ♪ She's back, she's back ♪ ♪ Yeah, I'm back, bitch Are you done? ♪ ♪ Excuse me While I bite my tongue ♪ ♪ I'm back on that same shit From before ♪ ♪ I can't take this pettiness Now I'm bored ♪ ♪ We can champagne There's enough for us all ♪ ♪ Told you who I am And what it is It's not my fault ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You came with her But she might leave with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You've got to pay For what I get for free ♪ ♪ It's not my fault ♪ ♪ You're like, you're like You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ Get her number, get her name Get a good thing While you can ♪ ♪ Kiss a blonde, kiss a friend Can a gay girl get an amen? ♪ ♪ I'm back on that same shit From before ♪ ♪ I can't take this pettiness Now I'm bored ♪ ♪ We can champagne There's enough for us all ♪ ♪ I told you who I am And what it is ♪ ♪ It's not my fault It's not my fault ♪ ♪ You came with her But she might leave with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault ♪ ♪ You've got to pay For what I get for free ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like, you're like You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ I mean, who wouldn't want To be in love with me ♪ ♪ I'm a mood board Girls got to Pinterest me ♪ ♪ I'm a stallion but they come And f... me like Trojan ♪ ♪ And it wouldn't be me If I ain't cause commotion ♪ ♪ I'm so bad Dudes thought I was AI I ballin' like AI ♪ ♪ I stick to a whole lot Of paper like a stapler Stack like Jenga ♪ ♪ And you basic bitch Get stroke like a painter ♪ ♪ It's funny how the mean girl Open all the doors ♪ ♪ I've been told y'all I'm the black Regina George ♪ ♪ Bikini top, booty shorts Megan core ♪ ♪ You was hating back then Now you finna hate more ♪ ♪ I got influence They do anything I endorse ♪ ♪ I run s... To be a bad bitch is a sport ♪ ♪ I woke up hotter Than I was yesterday ♪ ♪ Don't care about no rules 'Cause I always get my way ♪ ♪ It's not my fault ♪ ♪ You came with her But she might leave with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You've got to pay For what I get for free ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like, you're like You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ It's not my fault You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ You're like in love with me ♪ ♪ A sexy Quint From sexy Jaws ♪ ♪ Catching sexy sharks ♪ ♪ Sexy Eleanor Roosevelt Or sexy Joan of Arc ♪ ♪ I can be a sexy pirate Or a sexy ballet dancer ♪ ♪ I can be a sexy doctor And cure some sexy cancer! ♪ ♪ Happy Halloween! ♪ ♪ This is Modern feminism talkin' ♪ ♪ Watch me as I run the world In shoes I cannot walk in ♪ ♪ I can be who I want to be ♪ ♪ And sex... sex ♪ ♪ Sexy! ♪ I'm a sexy mouse. Duh!
Mean Girls
9.7s
I think everyone looks like royalty tonight. It just seems weird for one person to win this.
Mean Girls
5.5s
But she does not go here, y'all. Would you look over there? Oh, my gosh!
Mean Girls
3.2s
I used you and I lied to you and I'm... I'm so sorry.
Mean Girls
1.6s
I don't think so?
Mean Girls
1.2s
Um...
Mean Girls
26.1s
She took him back. She took Aaron back. Of course she did. It's because Regina's a life ruiner! When we were in sixth grade, she told everybody that Janis was... Damian! Okay. She does not need to hear that right now. No, I know the story. You lit a fire 'cause Regina got a boyfriend. She said what? Oh, hell no. Damian... No! The truth will be told. Stay with me, Cady.
Mean Girls
11.9s
So the moral of our story is thus: Calling someone stupid won't make you any smarter. And even the people you really don't like are still people who just want to coexist. So get off their dicks!
Mean Girls
10.2s
I'm also sorry to everyone whose feelings got hurt from the Burn Book. You know, it's really not required for you to make a speech. Right. Almost done, I promise. Um...
Mean Girls
4.4s
Are you still mad at me? I don't know. Are you still an asshole?
Mean Girls
5.1s
Ow. Ow. Ow! And everyone else just kind of floated.
Mean Girls
2s
Okay, attention, everybody.
Mean Girls
39.8s
She's so rude! I mean, maybe she's just being generous. Maybe we can have a commensal relationship. What is that? I want one. So, in nature, okay, so lions, they're the apex predators, right? They're the top of the food chain. They can kill anything they want. But if you're a hyena, well, then you follow them around and you eat the carcasses that they leave behind. Whoa. Gretchen Wieners is a hyena. Got it. No, I did not say that. I'm just saying, if you're on Regina's good side... Whoa, Caddy! No, no, no. Regina George does not have a good side, okay? If you go over to her house today... I am not joking, be careful.