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♪ When I was nine ♪ ♪ I fell in love ♪ ♪ This Peace Corps guy ♪ ♪ I waited hours Inside his tent with flowers ♪ ♪ Which made him laugh Which made me cry ♪ ♪ By 13 I gave up trying ♪ ♪ I decided I would be A mathematician ♪ ♪ 'Cause math is real ♪ ♪ I memorized a lot of pi ♪ ♪ Because addition And subtraction and division ♪ ♪ Would never make me feel So stupid with love ♪ ♪ I didn't get it ♪ ♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪ ♪ Smart with math But stupid with love ♪ ♪ I didn't get it I didn't get it till now ♪ ♪ Mm, mm, mm ♪ ♪ So thank you, math For being there ♪ ♪ To bring me joy ♪ ♪ And thank you, math ♪ ♪ 'Cause now you've brought me This cute boy ♪ ♪ He's like someone from TV ♪ ♪ He's like that guy Who gives out roses To those women ♪ ♪ His clothes, his grooming ♪ ♪ And he's a foot away from me ♪ ♪ With swoopy hair And shiny eyes That I could swim in ♪ ♪ He's live and in the room! ♪ ♪ And I'm stupid with love I want to get it ♪ ♪ I want to get it, but how? ♪ ♪ Smart with math But stupid with love ♪ ♪ I want to get it I didn't get it till now ♪ ♪ I'm astounded and nonplussed ♪ ♪ I am filled with calcu-lust ♪ ♪ Does this guy work out? He must ♪ ♪ All sweaty at the gym ♪ ♪ Could that image Be more hot? ♪ ♪ Let me just enjoy That thought ♪ ♪ School was rough But now it's not ♪ ♪ 'Cause now there's him ♪ ♪ Stupid with love I didn't get it ♪ ♪ I didn't get it, somehow ♪ ♪ Smart with math But stupid with love ♪ ♪ I didn't get it I didn't get it till now ♪
Mean Girls
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Okay. Yes! Do you have a pink shirt I can borrow? No! Yes! What shade? Welcome to A.P. Calculus. Congratulations. You know more math than 85% of Americans. But you will not rest on your laurels this year. I plan to push you. So let's get started. Chapter One, "Limits and Their Properties." What the heck are limits, you say? If I write out the equation, "The limit as x approaches two of [x + 1]," the function is what we're taking the limit of. I don't expect you to know how to do this yet. The limit equals three.
Mean Girls
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♪ Don't be fooled by the pink ♪ ♪ She is not playing dolls ♪ ♪ She is stalking the halls For the thrill of the kill ♪ ♪ Every person in school Is aware of her stare ♪ ♪ When she tosses her hair They go perfectly still ♪ ♪ All their eyes say "Don't attack me" ♪ ♪ Watch them sweat And pant and shake ♪ ♪ Every food chain Has its acme ♪ ♪ Regina George eats steak ♪ ♪ She's the queen of beasts She can smell your fear ♪ ♪ In this biosphere She's the apex predator ♪ ♪ Like a lioness ♪ ♪ Only with less fur Do not mess with her ♪ ♪ She's the apex predator ♪
Mean Girls
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Welcome to "Health and Human Sexuality." Now, this fall we'll be getting into the state-mandated unit on Abstinence. Of course then followed by, in the spring, Condoms and Choking. Where do you think you're going there, hotshot? I need to urinate. No way, José. Uh, it's Cady. Well, Cady, first thing you need to do is ask permission. But the second thing you'll need is this lavatory pass that is shaped like a sperm whale. Get it?
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