You got it? Yep. Yep. Yep. Okay, here we go. Hey... Oh, Lord. Shit. We're Cloverfielding. Pick it up. Give me a minute. Make sure I'm in the frame, girl. Give me a minute! Am I in the frame? I'm in there? Yes. Get me in the frame? Yeah. You got my head in there? Yeah. Boom, let's go. ♪ It's a cautionary tale ♪ ♪ Of fear and lust and pride ♪ ♪ Based on actual events Where people died ♪ No one died. ♪ But how far Would you go ♪ ♪ To be popular and hot? ♪ ♪ Would you resist temptation? ♪ ♪ No, you would not! ♪ ♪ Just admit it sometimes ♪ ♪ Mean is what you are Mean is easier than nice ♪ ♪ And though mean Can take you far ♪ ♪ Maybe this will Make you think twice ♪ Spin. Clicker. Fosse! ♪ This is a cautionary tale ♪ ♪ About corruption And betrayal ♪ ♪ And getting hit by a bus! ♪ ♪ You can't buy integrity ♪ ♪ At the mall It's not for sale ♪ Truth. ♪ This is a cautionary ♪ ♪ Tale! ♪ ♪ I used To think I would spend ♪ ♪ Every second I have ♪ ♪ Right where my story began ♪ ♪ I'd be happy here ♪ ♪ Every day, month Year of my life ♪ ♪ But now I'm wishing For whatever comes After goodbye ♪ ♪ On every star in the sky ♪ ♪ And I'm dreaming of What I could become ♪ ♪ This is where home will be ♪ ♪ As long as my lungs Can breathe ♪ ♪ But my heart is dyin' To leave ♪ ♪ 'Cause I know there's more To me ♪ ♪ I don't want to live with What ifs... ♪ Cady? I've been thinking about what you said. About being frustrated by my decision and feeling a little stuck here, just me and you. I'm sorry I yelled. But you have a point. Maybe I've been a little selfish, putting my research ahead of your social and emotional development. I called the people from Northwestern back. I took the job.
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They want me to have lunch with them all week. That is tits! She means "that's great." I don't really get why you guys hate them so much. Regina seems kind of cool. No, no... Regina George is not cool. She's a scum-sucking life ruiner. Janis hates Regina because when we were in sixth grade, she told everybody that she was-- Hey, Damian! What? Shall we not? I am providing context. Caddy? You should have lunch with them and then report back and tell us every stupid, moronic thing they said. Spy on them? That's bad. No! Look at us.
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♪ I don't want to live With what ifs, might haves ♪ ♪ Could have been if I had ♪ ♪ Only tried, not held back Oh, no ♪ ♪ That's not a part of my plan That's not the me that I am ♪ ♪ No what ifs, regrets ♪ ♪ Wear my strengths And weakness ♪ ♪ I won't hide my feelings Oh, no ♪ ♪ That's not a part of my plan That's not the... ♪ Bitch, move.
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Make sure I'm in the frame. Make sure you get my head. I want to see my hair. All right, all right. Janis, hurry up! It's not easy making a movie. You better not drop my phone.
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All right. So, we never really do this, but... ...you're invited to eat lunch with us for the rest of the week. Oh. Um... That's okay. On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
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Would we ever ask you to do something bad? Uh...
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I'll pick you up at 3:00.
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It does not get better.
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I found your Burn Book! Cady, this is just, like, the funniest thing that the girls used to do. Please leave. You got it, baby. But, girls, I'm gonna be right downstairs if you need to talk to me about anything. I mean it. Deep stuff or boy troubles or blackheads or alcohol poisoning. You know, I have been through it all. Honey, I am not a regular mom. I'm @coolmom with six O's. Hashtag AgingHotly. Hashtag... Get out. Okay. Girls, just have so much fun. Remember, these are the best days of your life.
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Happy hump day, besties! Hi, Mrs. George. This is Cady. I just moved here. From Kenya. Welcome, Cady from Kenya. We haven't had any new meat in our little lady taco in so long. Mom, go make snacks. For sure. For sure, Regina, yeah. Thank you so much, Mrs. George. You have a beautiful mansion. Just slay, queens. Slay like no one's watching. But everybody's watching. Because you're gorgeous!
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Get in, loser.
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Absolutely not. ♪ At the watering hole ♪ ♪ See the girls Who weren't nice ♪ ♪ Have to scatter like mice ♪ ♪ From a jungle cat ♪ ♪ And though Janis is great She does not have this power ♪ ♪ People literally cower ♪ ♪ Janis can't do that ♪ ♪ See her mark her territory ♪ ♪ As they follow in her train ♪ ♪ They were victims In their stories ♪ ♪ Now they shake their mane ♪ ♪ She's the queen of beasts And you're in her pride ♪ ♪ You have hitched a ride ♪ ♪ With the apex predator ♪ ♪ And it's kind of fun When she bares her claws ♪ ♪ You think You're safe because ♪ ♪ You're with The apex predator ♪ Do you think she'll be mad if I like Aaron? Samuels? Are you unwell? You can't like Aaron Samuels! Okay, okay! I'll be careful. I promise.
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Jason is crotch-sitting Taylor Wedell.
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Wow, your room is really nice. Thanks. It used to be my parents', but I made them trade me.
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You guys! Hey...
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♪ With the apex predator! ♪ ♪ Will she braid your hair? Will she eat your heart? ♪ ♪ How can you outsmart ♪ ♪ The apex predator? ♪ ♪ The apex predator? ♪ ♪ The apex predator! ♪
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♪ Do not think You'll be protected ♪ ♪ By your new exotic pet ♪ ♪ Not a chance If she suspected ♪ ♪ You were any kind Of reproductive threat ♪ ♪ But she doesn't know yet ♪ ♪ She doesn't know yet! ♪ ♪ She's the queen of beasts At this beastly school ♪ ♪ Got to keep things cool With the apex predator! ♪
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♪ Don't be fooled by the pink ♪ ♪ She is not playing dolls ♪ ♪ She is stalking the halls For the thrill of the kill ♪ ♪ Every person in school Is aware of her stare ♪ ♪ When she tosses her hair They go perfectly still ♪ ♪ All their eyes say "Don't attack me" ♪ ♪ Watch them sweat And pant and shake ♪ ♪ Every food chain Has its acme ♪ ♪ Regina George eats steak ♪ ♪ She's the queen of beasts She can smell your fear ♪ ♪ In this biosphere She's the apex predator ♪ ♪ Like a lioness ♪ ♪ Only with less fur Do not mess with her ♪ ♪ She's the apex predator ♪